Cocks care about football

Sometimes it's a little hard and it's always a pain in the ass being a huge Cock fan. Can't always handle the ups and downs, buts it's all we know. We don't have the best history but the Cocks I know always stand up proud, if a little to the right. So I've got a boner to pick with anyone who suggests we've finished prematurely with Muschamp.

We'll always have the Auburn game.

@Doog_de_Jour - Tho another Duck has a thpeech impediment, tho what?? Be polite and justh ignore it!

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Sometimes it's a little hard and it's always a pain in the ass being a huge Cock fan. Can't always handle the ups and downs, buts it's all we know. We don't have the best history but the Cocks I know always stand up proud, if a little to the right. So I've got a boner to pick with anyone who suggests we've finished prematurely with Muschamp.

We'll always have the Auburn game.

@Doog_de_Jour - Tho another Duck has a thpeech impediment, tho what?? Be polite and justh ignore it!

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If I can’t do a little good natured teasing of the Duck for his typo, well, that would make me sad.
 
Will Muschamp always came across to me as the most ridiculous person I'd ever seen roaming the sidelines. His facial expressions when he got mad almost seemed like an act: "watch how mad I can get!" He would just lose his shit all the time.

A glare from Peterman, by contrast, is so much more effective because you know it's coming from somebody who can control himself as an adult human being.

Muschamp is a shining example of the Peter Principle at work for coordinator to head coach promotions. People should know their limitations.
 
Will Muschamp always came across to me as the most ridiculous person I'd ever seen roaming the sidelines. His facial expressions when he got mad almost seemed like an act: "watch how mad I can get!" He would just lose his shit all the time.

A glare from Peterman, by contrast, is so much more effective because you know it's coming from somebody who can control himself as an adult human being.

Muschamp is a shining example of the Peter Principle at work for coordinator to head coach promotions. People should know their limitations.
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Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass Cock tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core Cock in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Cocks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.
 
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Sometimes it's a little hard and it's always a pain in the ass being a huge Cock fan. Can't always handle the ups and downs, buts it's all we know. We don't have the best history but the Cocks I know always stand up proud, if a little to the right. So I've got a boner to pick with anyone who suggests we've finished prematurely with Muschamp.

We'll always have the Auburn game.

@Doog_de_Jour - Tho another Duck has a thpeech impediment, tho what?? Be polite and justh ignore it!

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If I can’t do a little good natured teasing of the Duck for his typo, well, that would make me sad.
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It was intentional, but clearly it didn't land, so either way, have at it.
 
Will Muschamp always came across to me as the most ridiculous person I'd ever seen roaming the sidelines. His facial expressions when he got mad almost seemed like an act: "watch how mad I can get!" He would just lose his shit all the time.

A glare from Peterman, by contrast, is so much more effective because you know it's coming from somebody who can control himself as an adult human being.

Muschamp is a shining example of the Peter Principle at work for coordinator to head coach promotions. People should know their limitations.
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CSB tim: My dad saw Nick Holt at the U-District Total Wine & More. He said they exchanged a few pleasantries. I asked him what he thought of the man (knowing full well my father adamantly disliked him). He said, “I’ve never seen someone so intense.” 😅
 
No program serious about football hires Will Muschamp. Who the fuck would hire a guy that couldn’t win at Florida?
 
No program serious about football hires Will Muschamp. Who the fuck would hire a guy that couldn’t win at Florida?
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Could not agree more. It was a head scratcher. Not that South Carolina has a rich tradition or anything. But still.
 
No program serious about football hires Will Muschamp. Who the fuck would hire a guy that couldn’t win at Florida?
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Could not agree more. It was a head scratcher. Not that South Carolina has a rich tradition or anything. But still.
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In the mid-90s I played rugby with a guy who played DE for the cocks. I had to look up their football history which seemed to mostly be 1-10, 2-9, 3-8 type seasons until they hired Lou Holtz.
 
No program serious about football hires Will Muschamp. Who the fuck would hire a guy that couldn’t win at Florida?
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Could not agree more. It was a head scratcher. Not that South Carolina has a rich tradition or anything. But still.
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In the mid-90s I played rugby with a guy who played DE for the cocks. I had to look up their football history which seemed to mostly be 1-10, 2-9, 3-8 type seasons until they hired Lou Holtz.
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I remember them being about the worst team in CFB before Holtz took over and had a couple winning seasons.
 
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