Cock The Hammer: Boobs & Bandoliers

I met enough gun toting, hunter bitches in Montana that they don't have any appeal to me anymore. Chicks who try and act hard and bad ass are often really fucking annoying.
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and often have dad issues

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Come to texas gentlemen, where the girls can be tough as shit without going all dyke on you
 
I met enough gun toting, hunter bitches in Montana that they don't have any appeal to me anymore. Chicks who try and act hard and bad ass are often really fucking annoying.
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and often have dad issues

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If you're just here to bash girls with daddy issues you won't last long.
 
I met enough gun toting, hunter bitches in Montana that they don't have any appeal to me anymore. Chicks who try and act hard and bad ass are often really fucking annoying.
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and often have dad issues

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If you're just here to bash girls with daddy issues you won't last long.
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If you can't see that a girl with dad issues has a big upside and a bigger downside then...oh wait you're married.

Boring.

 
Don't mean to flip your rice bowl @Swaye‌ but this bored sucks today.

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With work like this, you can flip my rice bowl all day long. Hell, take over the Friday segment!

Good shit man. And don't listen to APAG, he's sort of gay when it comes to chicks that could kick his ass.
 
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This one is hot because she's actually going to shoot that shotgun - and it won't be the first time. She'd probably kill a couple grouse, bake you a nice dinner with them, and then fuck you dead.

Those other bitches would snivel about their hair getting mussed by the ear muffs,
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I just assumed this was your wife or daughter ...

Then realized it was too hawt to be attracted to you ...

And your offspring is probably just as dead ugly.
 
Would bang all and pray to Charlton Heston in thanks for the opportunity
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I'd bang his cold dead hand for a shot at the last one.
 

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This one is hot because she's actually going to shoot that shotgun - and it won't be the first time. She'd probably kill a couple grouse, bake you a nice dinner with them, and then fuck you dead.

Those other bitches would snivel about their hair getting mussed by the ear muffs,
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I just assumed this was your wife or daughter ...

Then realized it was too hawt to be attracted to you ...

And your offspring is probably just as dead ugly.
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I don't have daughters. I have sons who are probably fucking your daughters.

It's not my wife, either. She wouldn't be shooting skeet - but she's hot. Just like your wife. I like that tight ass of hers.
 
The thing about that chick who got the round down her shirt - she FINISHED THE DRILL - cleaning out her magazine and keeping her muzzle downrange until her weapon was clear. Awesome discipline on that score. And yeah, I'd bang her if I so much as had a shot, but I don't
 
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