Coaches you'd like interviewed

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I'm assuming everyone would like Mora and DeRuyter interviewed were UW to grow a sack and fire Sark. Let's pretend UW did grow a sack. Besides the two aforementioned coaches, who would like interviewed? I selected 3. Note, these should be interviewed, not necessarily hired. (P.S. if you don't think the two aforementioned coaches should be interviewed, than die in a f*ckin fire [I like to plagiarize better posters, that's what I like to do])

Nuss - I know many will hate this as it's another coordinator promoted, but I'll take the incoming. First, he ran our O better than Sark. Second, he's running the O for a real coach winning possibly another NC. Third, he seems bright, and I gotta think after seeing how a real program is run, he will incorporate those learnings. Fourth, he's familiar with the Northwest.

Wilcox - Self-evident. He should be interviewed.

Bellevue Coach - Now I know I'm going to die for this one...reminder just for an interview. It has nothing to do with stalking teenagers. Rather, that coach is easily among the most successful HS coaches in the country. The college game is TOTALLY different. However, sometimes good administrators are just that and it doesn't matter where they come from. Think about the coach at De La Salle. He was routinely inquired upon, but turned down all comers. Perhaps he knew he'd fail at the bigger stage, perhaps he had a good thing going, or perhaps he hosted lemon parties and knew that would all come out. I don't know. All I'm saying is if a guy is a leader, can build a good staff, could the BHS coach win at UW? Worth an interview.

I'm self-immolating right now. Thank you. It's not that bad. You should try it.

 
Gimme an NFL retread who's style doesn't work with adults but works in college.
 
Todd Graham. He's a fucking mercenary and his wrist bands are stupid but the fucker can coach. And he wins.

Jim McElwain. Surprised I haven't seen his name yet. NFL experience, coached under Saban, turning around CSU. Could get him for a good price.
 
I'm gonna get flamed, but I still think Kirby Smart would be a good hire. Hell, he might even be able of picking up Nuss and bringing him along as well.
 
Todd Graham. He's a fucking mercenary and his wrist bands are stupid but the fucker can coach. And he wins.

This is the best possible description of Graham, with an addition that his headset is weird.
 
Interesting to note Macelwain played QB at Eastern.

He does kinda look like a retard, however.

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Todd Graham. He's a fucking mercenary and his wrist bands are stupid but the fucker can coach. And he wins.

Jim McElwain. Surprised I haven't seen his name yet. NFL experience, coached under Saban, turning around CSU. Could get him for a good price.
Graham was on my 2008 top 5. Big fan.

And allow me to say a big fuck you to whichever doog saw my 08 top 5 this summer and said "man, I'm glad you weren't selecting our coach". Every single one of them is miles better than Sloppy Seven.

 
You had me going until you mentioned the Bellevue coach. Not subtle enough there, 5/10 troll effort.

Not trolling. I know that was a reach. I was thinking about Ladoceur and if people felt bhs guy was a comp. that's it. Again, not advocating a hire.

Big caveat: this all assumes SW can conduct an interview and draw the correct conclusions.
 
You had me going until you mentioned the Bellevue coach. Not subtle enough there, 5/10 troll effort.

Not trolling. I know that was a reach. I was thinking about Ladoceur and if people felt bhs guy was a comp. that's it. Again, not advocating a hire.

Big caveat: this all assumes SW can conduct an interview and draw the correct conclusions.

The head coach from some big Texas High School took over University North Texas ... sucked balls.

Gerry Faust is Exhibit B.
 
Mike London
Darrell Hazell
Garrick McGee

For the following reasons:

No Contract at years end

For obvious reasons, they are guaranteed a third year.
 
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You had me going until you mentioned the Bellevue coach. Not subtle enough there, 5/10 troll effort.

Not trolling. I know that was a reach. I was thinking about Ladoceur and if people felt bhs guy was a comp. that's it. Again, not advocating a hire.

Big caveat: this all assumes SW can conduct an interview and draw the correct conclusions.

The head coach from some big Texas High School took over University North Texas ... sucked balls.

Gerry Faust is Exhibit B.

Ok. Point taken.
 
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