CircleJerk Eccentric Bracket Round 1: [7] Pitchfork51 vs [10] PurpleThrobber

CircleJerk Eccentric Bracket Round 1: [7] Pitchfork51 vs [10] PurpleThrobber

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@Pitchfork51 - Top shitposter on the boards, with easily the lowest post-to-chin ratio in HH history. An ultra bargain bin version of Swaye, except with severe brain damage. He can be extremely funny on the off chance the effort or timing is there. Is known for his love of MILFs and Taco Bell. Went to Oregon State but loves ASU apparently. Probably because of the women. Fair enough.

@PurpleThrobber — Horndawg king, rebranded himself two years ago to where nearly every post from then on involves tits or sex or some other perverted item. Which is great. Also known for his love and knowledge of the south, particularly New Orleans. If you namedrop the name of an actress or any female really, rest assured he’ll be there to post her cleavage for the world to see.
 
Pitch is lowkey one of my favorite non-UW poasters. I would take an army of his kind over one single DJDuck anyday.

Throbber is a chinstitution here though. Shitty pull putting Throbber/Bitchfork 2020 against one another first round. Of course everyone is going to vote the presidential front runner over the VP.
 
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The Throbber has been one of my faves going back to his Anna Kournikova days on DM.c.

Those were simpler tims.
 
The Throbber is a tough out and deserves the W here. His rep as a purveyor of tasteful smut is second to none. But I have to do a vote of gratitude to BitchFork for always being a good sport. And seriously, what the fuck kinda of ASU lovin', pool party bro, spends their entire existence on a renegade Husky Football fan message bored? It boggles the mind. I mean the odds have to be like 1 in a million.
 
The Throbber is a tough out and deserves the W here. His rep as a purveyor of tasteful smut is second to none. But I have to do a vote of gratitude to BitchFork for always being a good sport. And seriously, what the fuck kinda of ASU lovin', pool party bro, spends their entire existence on a renegade Husky Football fan message bored? It boggles the mind. I mean the odds have to be like 1 in a million.
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I really, really wanted to say cunt
 
Nobody down votes me quite like bitchfork, so this is a hurt feelings vote more than anything else.

Throbber is the reason I can't browse at work anymore.
 
The Throbber is a tough out and deserves the W here. His rep as a purveyor of tasteful smut is second to none. But I have to do a vote of gratitude to BitchFork for always being a good sport. And seriously, what the fuck kinda of ASU lovin', pool party bro, spends their entire existence on a renegade Husky Football fan message bored? It boggles the mind. I mean the odds have to be like 1 in a million.
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I really, really wanted to say cunt
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Hahahhaha YBFE
 
Nobody down votes me quite like bitchfork, so this is a hurt feelings vote more than anything else.

Throbber is the reason I can't browse at work anymore.
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Do I? Not sure I've thought much about it
 
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