CircleJerk Eccentric Bracket Round 1: [1] Swaye vs [16] BennyBeaver

CircleJerk Eccentric Bracket Round 1: [1] Swaye vs [16] BennyBeaver

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Gladstone

Gladstone

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@Swaye — Despite his recent marriage (!) which nearly blew his 1 seed, Swaye has long been the HH Native American redneck hybrid sex icon. Flagrantly perverted. Fighter pilot. Orkin employee. Loaded with every strain of HPV known to man. One-time game thread legend, vowing to drink himself to death if it ensures a victory. Beloved for his self-flagellating sense of humor and his proclivity to post pictures of tits in the wam, many would point to his famous storytelling threads on the main forum as his most valuable contributions. Detractors would say he’s gone soft as he went from redneck Indiana Jones to married, he now willingly misses 1/2 of the live games, and can disappear for stretches at a time. But come on. He's Swaye. GOAT status.

@BennyBeaver — The lovable Beaver fan seems to find the most joy in prodding other posters on political matters. Years of OSU fan hardship have taken their toll on his sensibility. Resigned to his fate, he rarely adds confidence in any of his statements. All that being said, he has one of the more unique personalities on the forum, and his thick skin is something to be commended. Is a pretty low-effort troll, but has bouts of hilarity and cognizance from time to time.
 
I’m always for voting for one my internet dads and he also happens to be a top 2 poaster. Arguably the best.

TBS NINJAS FO LYFE

Also fuck Benny
 
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Der Glove is solid poaster and practically my neighbor. Always good for some row boat and/or endurance slow strategy sport hawt talk. But this is a shitty draw.

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Possibly my one and only vote. Have to avoid the shutout. Imagine caring about that.

With respeck, @Swaye is a legend here at HH so he will win in a route. Well deserved. He is a final 4 lock. So no shame in not garnering votes from a bunch of fucktards.

The committee fucked me, wrong bracket, wrong seed.

I've been in the gayme longer most of all you and been told to FO, G somewhere in the millions. Yet, I'm still here because I hate myself.

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I have always liked Benny, even though he has downvoted me a few times lately, but you have to give it to Swaye...second best poster on here...of course Pumpy blows all out of the water..
 
I have always liked Benny, even though he has downvoted me a few times lately, but you have to give it to Swaye...second best poster on here...of course Pumpy blows all out of the water..
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Imagine caring about downvotes. :*
 
JFC, we should give the outsiders a running start here.

Benny has really upped his gayme here the last few years. But I don't think I could vote against @Swaye if it were he and I mano a mano. I would self-loath and hate myself for even being in the competition.

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@HarveyRoad once told me that Benny has been an insufferable cunt since 1999

So he has that going for him, which is nice
 
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