Chip Kelly-to-USC rumors are heating up after Steve Sarkisian firing

1) he has a contract

2) he's got all the power he needs after this summer, he's nuked that team and built it in is pear-shaped image, i doubt he bolts after doing that

c) he had one booster to please at oregon, he's going to have over 9000 at SC to gladhand
 
Obligatory .. #1) on your list belongs at doogman. #Buyout.

The other two points are valid, but if he keeps losing, Philly will make him available.
 
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1) he has a contract

2) he's got all the power he needs after this summer, he's nuked that team and built it in is pear-shaped image, i doubt he bolts after doing that

c) he had one booster to please at oregon, he's going to have over 9000 at SC to gladhand
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The SC boosters will fuck off as long as you win.
 
Chip is arrogant, intelligent and allwhatelse, but he is not a fool. Who the hell would want that Trojan job?
 
The One Who Never Says No To Desert is too arrogant to leave the Sixers this season and they'd be too embarrassed to fire him so it's a mute subject.
 
Chip is arrogant, intelligent and allwhatelse, but he is not a fool. Who the hell would want that Trojan job?
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Sanctions in the rear view mirror, SEC talent without SEC conference competition. Any coach serious about winning a college football national title would consider it.
 
All these giant names being thrown around really puts into perspective how lucky Sark was to have that gig. Down the bottle, down the drain. I wouldn't be surprised if the embarrassment of it all doesn't push him off the edge. He's in the hazy hangover, anxiety withdrawal stage....wait until the remorse hits him and he realizes just how badly he fucked up. RIP.
 
All these giant names being thrown around really puts into perspective how lucky Sark was to have that gig. Down the bottle, down the drain. I wouldn't be surprised if the embarrassment of it all doesn't push him off the edge. He's in the hazy hangover, anxiety withdrawal stage....wait until the remorse hits him and he realizes just how badly he fucked up. RIP.
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In my opinion, Sark is a cockroach. He will somehow survive and get either a plum OC job or be head coach of a WAC team.
 
All these giant names being thrown around really puts into perspective how lucky Sark was to have that gig. Down the bottle, down the drain. I wouldn't be surprised if the embarrassment of it all doesn't push him off the edge. He's in the hazy hangover, anxiety withdrawal stage....wait until the remorse hits him and he realizes just how badly he fucked up. RIP.
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In my opinion, Sark is a cockroach. He will somehow survive and get either a plum OC job or be head coach of a WAC team.
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That's the alternative, I can definitely see him making fake amends and catching on somewhere, but it won't end well.
 
All these giant names being thrown around really puts into perspective how lucky Sark was to have that gig. Down the bottle, down the drain. I wouldn't be surprised if the embarrassment of it all doesn't push him off the edge. He's in the hazy hangover, anxiety withdrawal stage....wait until the remorse hits him and he realizes just how badly he fucked up. RIP.
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He truly did fuck up.

If you go back one step ... he fucked up leaving Washington.

If he could have dried up and stayed sober that was a gravy train.

No pressure, 8 wins a year and a Holiday Bowl loss is considered a huge success

... best part of the country to live in.

What an asshole.
 
1) he has a contract

2) he's got all the power he needs after this summer, he's nuked that team and built it in is pear-shaped image, i doubt he bolts after doing that

c) he had one booster to please at oregon, he's going to have over 9000 at SC to gladhand
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The SC boosters will fuck off as long as you win.
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So do Oregon's three boosters ... and yet, he sucked at sucking their cocks. There is like ZERO question that the pressure to win at the University of South Central is appreciably higher than at Oregon and that you have manage a crowd down there.

I can't think of a worse cultural fit than Kelly at SC.
 
All these giant names being thrown around really puts into perspective how lucky Sark was to have that gig. Down the bottle, down the drain. I wouldn't be surprised if the embarrassment of it all doesn't push him off the edge. He's in the hazy hangover, anxiety withdrawal stage....wait until the remorse hits him and he realizes just how badly he fucked up. RIP.
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He truly did fuck up.

If you go back one step ... he fucked up leaving Washington.

If he could have dried up and stayed sober that was a gravy train.

No pressure, 8 wins a year and a Holiday Bowl loss is considered a huge success

... best part of the country to live in.

What an asshole.
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This.
 
It's one of the top jobs in the country.
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It is, and yet, they don't draw the long line of in-demand coaches when their gig opens up. Do you remember how they wound up with PC? He was like, third choice man. How do you think they wound up with Sark, other than Hayden being an idiot?

For whatever reason, people don't flock to that job. I know why Miami struggles ... stadium, money and fans. Not sure what the deal is with SC.
 
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