Changing my identity

[Swaye]

I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?

Self identifying as a 25 year old Asian Woman will only get you loans and grants for a start up massage parlor that specializes in happy endings or a scholarship to UC Berkeley. If you want the big kit, self identify as a 65 year old "African American"/ "Native American" mix who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads.

I am halfway there I see.

 

[dnc]

I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?

Self identifying as a 25 year old Asian Woman will only get you loans and grants for a start up massage parlor that specializes in happy endings or a scholarship to UC Berkeley. If you want the big kit, self identify as a 65 year old "African American"/ "Native American" mix who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads.

I am halfway there I see.

The "Native American" who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads half?

 

[AZDuck]

What a special day to be a Rush Limbaugh dick sucking conservative that posts here. This just confirms (in your minds) all of the drivel that you guys suck out of his ass.

I hear there's a new post up on Dawgboard.

"Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.

Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him?

Can't you see his fat body in a tub while Reagan, Quayle and Bush just … [pee noise]

Just standing around pissing on him, and his piggly-wiggly dick can't get hard.

So they call in Barbara Bush …"

Bill Hicks speaks for me

 

[Swaye]

I no longer want to be a 40 year old blue eyed white guy.

I now identify myself as a 25 year old Asian woman....what sort of grants and start up business opportunities do I qualify for?

Self identifying as a 25 year old Asian Woman will only get you loans and grants for a start up massage parlor that specializes in happy endings or a scholarship to UC Berkeley. If you want the big kit, self identify as a 65 year old "African American"/ "Native American" mix who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads.

I am halfway there I see.

The "Native American" who is also a quadriplegic transgender lesbian with two dads half?

Try as I might, I can't get anything past you.