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Wildcat-Vikings Beat Non-Existent Canadian Team 62-0 before 5,000 Bored Fans

Showdown of Unbeatens with Humboldt St Looms

A ghostly, non-existent, null, void, hopeless, demoralized, nihilistic and empty ghost ship of a football team, Simon Fraser, appeared in Ellensburg with no offense, no defense, no special teams, no wins since 2014, no size, no fans, and an upset coach. Simon Fraser has lost consecutive games by 62-0, 83-7, 72-14.

But this sets up a big game this week between the Wildcat-Vikings, ranked #13 and undefeated, #17 undefeated Humboldt State for the GNAC lead. The lines are ready to rumble and the D1 drop outs are ready to go.

Also in small college football: PLU beat Puget Sound by a few points.
 
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