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This week in Central Football

TEAM HAS NO FUCKING LOSSES

TEAM HAS NO FUCKING SMOKE BILLOWING WHEN TAKING FIELD BEFORE GAME

TEAM HAS NO FUCKING JUMBOTRON PLAYING USELESS SHIT

TEAM HAS NO FUCKING RAP MUSIC BEFORE GAME

TEAM HAS NO FUCKING STOPPAGES FOR COMMERCIALS OR REVIEWS

TEAM HAS NO FUCKING STATUES

(although -- team has only 5,000 fans.)

So anyway this week Central played a tough game with Azusa but prevailed as usual. Now, it is on to Simon Fraser, a winless ghost ship of a team with no coaching, no offense, no defense, no special teams, and no fans. The playoffs should commence in Eburg in late November. Stay tuned. The Apostle will be your guide.
https://www.dailyrecordnews.com/spo...cle_8e5c5d24-8b4e-5878-9e6a-a69c429c07c9.html
 
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