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I bow before you Prince Mohammed bin Salman. Could you pretty please sell us some oil at $120 a barrel? We were producing in the US at $50 a barrel, but I phucked it up, but don't worry, I blamed US gas stations.
 
“I know, I’ve been a bad boy and I’ll stop talking without a script, Mommy. Now can I have my Puddin’?”

 
Joe, everyone has accidents. The new supply of depends just came in this morning.
 
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