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topdawgnc

New Fish
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Goddammit a fucking pimple in the middle of my forehead. Gonna be harder to chase LA poon tonight.
 
It's called crack. It's great!! And it's so simple to make. All you need is cocaine and some baking soda. And I think I tasted egg and cinnammon.
 
There once was a coach named Sarkisian
Who won 7 games every season
Pat Haden said yay
Took the fucktard away
Without even needing 5 reasons
 
There once was a coach named Sark
For the recruits he poached he would bark
And then came the trojans
Pat Haden must blow him
And now his pictures we fark!
 
Sark was a coach who liked tweeting
Our tuff schedules sent him retreating
Into millions he lucked
At Joey's he fucked
Dudebrah still can not stop eating
 
An obnoxious young ball coach named Steve
Went to Joey's and said "I won't leave..
Til I face fuck this chick
With my quarter-inch dick
and I wipe off the jizz with my sleeve"
 
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This man's name is Seven Win Steve
For no reason doogs in him believe
He loves bubble screens
And facebook with teens
We all feared he never would LEAVE
 
They all said bow down to young coach sark
He is a man of Troy and oh so smart
The year was 2009
His pedigree was perfectly fine
Five years in he was nothing but a fart
 
There once was a gal named Erin
Her love she was into sharin
Along came a gnome with a belly
Who turned her knees to jelly

Allegedly
 
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