Bruin Nation: Who should replace Mora as UCLA coach?

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Butch Goncharoff.

There are some sweet apartments in Westwood that he could provide for recruits and their parents.
 
UCLA is a football school :

“Bob Stoops is another name which should not come up. Make no mistake. Stoops is a great coach when it comes to X’s and O’s, but Stoops is disqualified from consideration due to his handling of Joe Mixon’s assault case.

Art Briles is another guy who cannot receive any consideration. One revenue sport coach who supports players accused of rape at UCLA is already one too many.

Chip Kelly’s name belongs on the Coaches Who Should Not Be Considered list due to his recruiting violations at Oregon, but those will likely be ignored.”
 
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shit list, but here are some of my highlights

Dino Babers Current job: Head Coach at Syracuse, Why he deserves the job:
Dino Babers has earned the right to interview for the UCLA job by doing things the right way.

at first i was 'wtf' but i dont even remember the last time ucla football matter (spinzone: its never mattered) so now im 'zfg'

Ken Niumatalolo: triple-option

nuff said on that

Matt Campbell: signature win this weekend when the Cyclones defeated #4 TCU

lmao, achievement unlocked 'beat tcu, become ucla head coach'

i could go on, but in the end it wont fucking matter.
 
The coverage of UCLA football in LA is everything you ever heard it was. Non existent.

They got a little run after A&M when Rosen was still Heisman material. There was nothing before the Husky game and a paragraph after on Rosen's hang nail

@CirrhosisDawg 's favorite show Money and Petros do a Mora show and give them a little pub but 710 ESPN doesn't know they exist Its in Keyshawn's contract
 
UCLA is a football school :

“Bob Stoops is another name which should not come up. Make no mistake. Stoops is a great coach when it comes to X’s and O’s, but Stoops is disqualified from consideration due to his handling of Joe Mixon’s assault case.

Art Briles is another guy who cannot receive any consideration. One revenue sport coach who supports players accused of rape at UCLA is already one too many.

Chip Kelly’s name belongs on the Coaches Who Should Not Be Considered list due to his recruiting violations at Oregon, but those will likely be ignored.”
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This person should be sterilized.
 
The coverage of UCLA football in LA is everything you ever heard it was. Non existent.

They got a little run after A&M when Rosen was still Heisman material. There was nothing before the Husky game and a paragraph after on Rosen's hang nail

@CirrhosisDawg 's favorite show Money and Petros do a Mora show and give them a little pub but 710 ESPN doesn't know they exist Its in Keyshawn's contract
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Very true. UCLA is really fucked. Mediocre team. Rosen years wasted. $12 million buyout for Mora. My Bruin friends say there’s no choice but another year. That tune may change after the winless close-out to the season including a rather easy 54-17 loss to usc.

Mora has to show up for his interview with the flagship station. Rosen has been on with petros & money once in three years. Petros mocks the fuck out of both of them as failures most days but less frequently because NOC.

Keyshawn is trying to be the Urban petros in the morning. He’s gotten fat and drunk to prove his credentials. Local LA in the pm with Rodney Peete on 570 followed by PMS, and mason & Ireland on 710 (lakers & Usc) is the better call.
 
The coverage of UCLA football in LA is everything you ever heard it was. Non existent.

They got a little run after A&M when Rosen was still Heisman material. There was nothing before the Husky game and a paragraph after on Rosen's hang nail

@CirrhosisDawg 's favorite show Money and Petros do a Mora show and give them a little pub but 710 ESPN doesn't know they exist Its in Keyshawn's contract
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Very true. UCLA is really fucked. Mediocre team. Rosen years wasted. $12 million buyout for Mora. My Bruin friends say there’s no choice but another year. That tune may change after the winless close-out to the season including a rather easy 54-17 loss to usc.

Mora has to show up for his interview with the flagship station. Rosen has been on with petros & money once in three years. Petros mocks the fuck out of both of them as failures most days but less frequently because NOC.

Keyshawn is trying to be the Urban petros in the morning. He’s gotten fat and drunk to prove his credentials. Local LA in the pm with Rodney Peete on 570 followed by PMS, and mason & Ireland on 710 (lakers & Usc) is the better call.
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How is that different than any other year?
 
The coverage of UCLA football in LA is everything you ever heard it was. Non existent.

They got a little run after A&M when Rosen was still Heisman material. There was nothing before the Husky game and a paragraph after on Rosen's hang nail

@CirrhosisDawg 's favorite show Money and Petros do a Mora show and give them a little pub but 710 ESPN doesn't know they exist Its in Keyshawn's contract
Click to expand...

Very true. UCLA is really fucked. Mediocre team. Rosen years wasted. $12 million buyout for Mora. My Bruin friends say there’s no choice but another year. That tune may change after the winless close-out to the season including a rather easy 54-17 loss to usc.

Mora has to show up for his interview with the flagship station. Rosen has been on with petros & money once in three years. Petros mocks the fuck out of both of them as failures most days but less frequently because NOC.

Keyshawn is trying to be the Urban petros in the morning. He’s gotten fat and drunk to prove his credentials. Local LA in the pm with Rodney Peete on 570 followed by PMS, and mason & Ireland on 710 (lakers & Usc) is the better call.
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How is that different than any other year?
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Good poont. Unless Casey wassreman or another disgruntled billionaire UCLA fan (they do exist) shows up to bail them out its LRR in Westwood.

Btw, UCLA boosters have spent millions on new basketball and football facilities in the last few years. They were all prepared for the Alford buyout a year ago. Mora fucking up makes things exponentially worse. AD Guerrero probably has to go too.

It’s like the want to repeat every uw mistake.
 
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