Breaking news from Iowa

[RaceBannon]

It's not just an urban legend

https://twitter.com/x/status/1987327315852845476

 

[DoogmanRefund]

50-ish? Was she at least in a wheelchair? I don’t think Oregon is back.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

A 50 year old should come out swinging. Especially at home.
65+ at least a strong tongue lashing.

 

[HuskyJW]

 

[Quietcowskee]

A mysterious plastic bag was found beneath her. She was peppered with noticeable golden droplets….

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Shoved a kid out the children's hospital window too im hearing

 

[dtd]

I love this made up shit. It reminds me of BobMJohnson(?) on pure-orange who would would make up a different horror story every other week.

 

[haie]

Who gives a fuck about Oregon in Iowa?
We can't even beat a fucking loser coach in Wisconsin because our coach is an even bigger loser.

 

[RaceBannon]

Who gives a fuck about Oregon in Iowa?
We can't even beat a fucking loser coach in Wisconsin because our coach is an even bigger loser.

Gotta laugh through the pain

 

[DucksFC]

shoulder tackle or bull rush? Did the 10 year old do a Fortnite dance? Important questions.

 

[PurpleJ]

They wouldn’t dare trying that against my Tide. We’re a stand your ground state pod.

 

[haie]

Who gives a fuck about Oregon in Iowa?
We can't even beat a fucking loser coach in Wisconsin because our coach is an even bigger loser.

Gotta laugh through the pain

Their game didn't impress me.
Indiana wasn't impressive yesterday.
Would have been a good weekend to escape with a W.

 

[DucksFC]

They wouldn’t dare trying that against my Tide. We’re a stand your ground state pod.

Puh