Brazil-Croatia OFFICIAL Game Thread

[PurpleJ]

Classy pregame consisting of doves released for world peace. The hosts are losing after 10 minutes. I hope they lose in the first round so I can watch the riots.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

 

[PurpleJ]

O/U on days lived after the World Cup for the guy who scored the own goal?

 

[Kaepsknee]

For all you Boners for Basements poster children whose Mom has cut off the cable , you can watch here for free. It's in Spanish but it would be good for you fucking deadbeats to learn something besides a new fucking scrotum rub technique.

En vivo!
http://deportesenvivo.univision.com/game/croacia-at-brasil-on-20140612

 

[BennyBeaver]

1-1 at the half.

Croatia on an own goal.
Neymar with grounder that could have been stopped.

Watching at work on my phone/Watch ESPN app.

 

[Kaepsknee]

1-1 at the half.

Croatia on an own goal.
Neymar with grounder that could have stopped.

Watching at work on my phone/Watch ESPN app.

Grounder stopped by who????

 

[BennyBeaver]

1-1 at the half.

Croatia on an own goal.
Neymar with grounder that could have been stopped.

Watching at work on my phone/Watch ESPN app.

Grounder stopped by who????

The keeper left his feet early. Just second guessing here which is easy to do with slo-mo replays. It was a very well placed shot.

 

[Kaepsknee]

1-1 at the half.

Croatia on an own goal.
Neymar with grounder that could have been stopped.

Watching at work on my phone/Watch ESPN app.

Grounder stopped by who????

The keeper left his feet early. Just second guessing here which is easy to do with slo-mo replays. It was a very well placed shot.

It WAS a near perfect strike.

You see in Futbol they don't take shots, they strike. I learned that last World Cup.

 

[PurpleJ]

Brazil's manager is FS for not picking Coutinho and Lucas. Hulk sucks.

 

[Kaepsknee]

Coutinho used to poast here , right?

 

[BennyBeaver]

1-1 at the half.

Croatia on an own goal.
Neymar with grounder that could have been stopped.

Watching at work on my phone/Watch ESPN app.

Grounder stopped by who????

The keeper left his feet early. Just second guessing here which is easy to do with slo-mo replays. It was a very well placed shot.

It WAS a near perfect strike.

You see in Futbol they don't take shots, they strike. I learned that last World Cup.

Down-voted for being a twat.

 

[Kaepsknee]

Coutinho used to poast here , right?

1-1 at the half.

Croatia on an own goal.
Neymar with grounder that could have been stopped.

Watching at work on my phone/Watch ESPN app.

Grounder stopped by who????

The keeper left his feet early. Just second guessing here which is easy to do with slo-mo replays. It was a very well placed shot.

It WAS a near perfect strike.

You see in Futbol they don't take shots, they strike. I learned that last World Cup.

Down-voted for being a twat.

I am what I eat?

 

[BennyBeaver]

O/U on days lived after the World Cup for the guy who scored the own goal?

5

 

[dhdawg]

I flip the game on for 5 minutes and brazil takes the lead because of a flop.
Sven doesn't call it divegrass for nothing

 

[Kaepsknee]

2-1 Brasilia on account of an amazing flop in the box and the goalie blowing a relatively easy save on the Penalty kick... er, strike.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

I flip the game on for 5 minutes and brazil takes the lead because of a flop.
Sven doesn't call it divegrass for nothing

FREE PUB!

 

[dhdawg]

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Fuck the Beautiful Game with a rusty conical cheese grater.

In reverse.

 

[Swaye]

Soccer sucks so fucking bad.

 

[PurpleJ]

Not a PK. Brazil still would have won though. Great finish on the last goal.