Big Noon Jerkoff
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9am Pacific kick off would have doogs crying
That is going to be a bloodbath. Lake Michigan will turn red with the blood of the Wildcats. Gurgle.
Alas, we might finally answer the question of which is the most-dead current or former power conference program - Gundy State, Northwestern, or Beav?
*Before the Dooks lingering here lose their shit. Regardless of opponent, I have been impressed and unfortunately think there's no way Franklin can coach his team to a win against the skwaad and then it's smooth sailing from there, until you meet our NFL OL.
*Before the Dooks lingering here lose their shit. Regardless of opponent, I have been impressed and unfortunately think there's no way Franklin can coach his team to a win against the skwaad and then it's smooth sailing from there, until you meet our NFL OL.
Electric
I forgot the true answer to the most dead former or current power conference progrum could be Stanford.
Sounds BIG when it's a team with a makeshift "stadium" that wasn't favored and then got blown out by Tulane.
Why is their coach talking at all? Are they paying him to say stuff this stupid?
Can't wait for the behind the scenes special where lanning's in their little locker room screaming "They gave us the GAS!!!!!".
I remember down 17-2 with 4th and goal at the 1 in Husky Stadium last year Braun kicked a field goal so I anticipate him trying to run the clock out from the first snap on Saturday.
I KNEW you had this game circled as an opportunity for the media to slobber all over Duck cock!!
People forget that ducks have giant cocks. People forget that.
Spread is 27.5 Oregon. I think they clear that. Lanning lives for punching down. I'd take the under because I legit think Braun will try to run the clock out and they scored 3 points against Tulane. I think after beating another beyond hapless progrum we will all have to concede we are seeing the greatest team that has ever existed.
I’m coaching a youth game while it’s on. No I won’t tape it
Based on what I've heard about your youth team I'm kind of surprised they're not somehow on Oregon's schedule this year.
You'll have to excuse duck fans.
They never played the sport and don't care about the effort it takes to teach it even at youth levels.
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Penn State is the game I think the Ducks lose this season. I think that they will be ears pinned back for the Ducks after the conference championship game. They have the talent and it's a home, which is a tuff place to play. Don't know much about Washington yet but if we can extrapolate from UC Davis just a bit I think Duck will have its hands full at Husky Stadium. Though not as hapless on the road as UW has been, Duck wasn't always that impressive last year away from Autzen. Though many dispute this, I think a lot of Duck road trouble last year was Gabriel; Moore looks like he could be an upgrade.
With a gun to my head I'd predict a loss to Penn State and a close win against Dwag and I wouldn't be surprised to see them drop those two.
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This is all true but Franklin seriously hasn't won a big game not against a mid major since he had SaQuon Barkley. I thought there was no way that could be true, but it is.
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Abundance.
Abundance.
at Penn state and one of Iowa/UW are the probable losses. I don’t think Iowa is good but that game screams Oregon at Wisconsin from last year. Honestly, usc looks a lot better than I thought they would, too. That JC running back they brought in is electric.