Beyond 5 Reasons

The next step is making 5 reasons better. Keep doing it but innovating.

Here are some ideas…

-For UW throw in Tripper Johnson & Talia Chricton to go with Ossai
-Throw in old players or err on current players….Lindstrom instead of Lindquist (someone called him Lindstrom on Doogman). Huard at QB…Sankey at RB, etc.
-Do the same for opposing teams…..i.e Marshawn Lynch for Cal, Deone Buchannon for WSU.

Too obvious, it will crash and burn immediately. I think a bit of subtlety and slow playing it goes a long ways.

I've always thought throwing in Morgan Rosborough in either the o-line reason or speed reason would be pretty funny.

Either way it'll be interesting. I crack up every time I read 5 Reasons. Keep up the good work Damone!
 
The next step is making 5 reasons better. Keep doing it but innovating.

Here are some ideas…

-For UW throw in Tripper Johnson & Talia Chricton to go with Ossai
-Throw in old players or err on current players….Lindstrom instead of Lindquist (someone called him Lindstrom on Doogman). Huard at QB…Sankey at RB, etc.
-Do the same for opposing teams…..i.e Marshawn Lynch for Cal, Deone Buchannon for WSU.

Too obvious, it will crash and burn immediately. I think a bit of subtlety and slow playing it goes a long ways.

I've always thought throwing in Morgan Rosborough in either the o-line reason or speed reason would be pretty funny.

Either way it'll be interesting. I crack up every time I read 5 Reasons. Keep up the good work Damone!

Saw Morgan at the Georgia State game. Whenever we see each other we laugh and laugh. Good dude and even better drinker.
 
Damn it Damone! Just because you have cancer is no excuse for you lazying around in sweatpants all day and not posting a 5 reasons. So take a brake from the kemo induced vomiting and make an fake account and get to work. Washington has a big game against the Seahawks this monday and I won't stand by and see those pansy ass 12's popping off in their forums w/o knowing the 5 Reasons why the Huskies will win the game.
 
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You know, I work hard to post things I think you all will find funny or amusing. All I seem to get is bad mouthing and critisism. I do it for you guys, not me. Quite frankly, I don't need the aggravation. Maybe you'd like to answer my inbox for a day. That's what I thought.

You're lucky I've been doing 5 reasons for 6 years at all.

Maybe we should have a VIP section. I would pay double!!

 
I clicked on this thread thinking this was going to be like a "30 For 30" ESPN special on 5 reasons and how it started or something.

Needless to say I am disappointed.

Frankly, I'm disappointed that some of you out here are disappointed
 
Solid bump. That's a pretty good read. I chinned a post from 2014. Couldn't not do it.
 
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You know, I work hard to post things I think you all will find funny or amusing. All I seem to get is bad mouthing and critisism. I do it for you guys, not me. Quite frankly, I don't need the aggravation. Maybe you'd like to answer my inbox for a day. That's what I thought.

You're lucky I've been doing 5 reasons for 6 years at all.

Maybe we should have a VIP section. I would pay double!!

RIP Tommy.
 
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