Before We Close Can We Get The Stories?

[WoolleyDoog]

How you guys are Duck fans? The one acceptable answer starts with I'm from the state of Oregon, but I'd love to hear them all.

 

[MikeSeaver]

I work in a Cambodian sweatshop. Is that a good enough answer for you, white man?

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

At least Seether is funny once in a while. Blob, take note.

 

[WoolleyDoog]

I work in a Cambodian sweatshop. Is that a good enough answer for you, white man?

No, but yes, but no

 

[graveyardDEADdawg]

I work in a Cambodian sweatshop. Is that a good enough answer for you, white man?

Let me summarize most duck fans here. Their two stepdads hated the big bad wolves up N since the Korean War. They passed their hate to their lil red headed stepsons. Oregon ie new money and began purchasing players in the mid 90s when UW(wolf) nearly got the death penalty for fruit baskets. Johnathon S. → Josh C. from RB
Mikes here to run interference for bobby because he’s embarrassed for his little boring friend.
Mike didn’t answer a legit? He’s broken from getting boat raced 34-0 as the overall 1 seed two weeks ago. Send your boy bob a pm Seaver before he embarrasses himself yet again with his canned rapid fire vulgarity and hatred of women.

 

[HuskyJW]

I work in a Cambodian sweatshop. Is that a good enough answer for you, white man?

Let me summarize most duck fans here. Their two stepdads hated the big bad wolves up N since the Korean War. They passed their hate to their lil red headed stepsons. Oregon ie new money and began purchasing players in the mid 90s when UW(wolf) nearly got the death penalty for fruit baskets. Johnathon S. → Josh C. from RB
Mikes here to run interference for bobby because he’s embarrassed for his little boring friend.
Mike didn’t answer a legit? He’s broken from getting boat raced 34-0 as the overall 1 seed two weeks ago. Send your boy bob a pm Seaver before he embarrasses himself yet again with his canned rapid fire vulgarity and hatred of women.

This
My dad read George Pasero in The Oregonian
The end

 

[YellowSnow]

I've yet to meet a Duck fan - and I've interviewed a ton of them - who wasn't either a native of these parts, legacy, or alumnus.
Same for Husky fans.

 

[SFGbob]

At least Seether is funny once in a while. Blob, take note.

When are you ever funny Bill other then when people are laughing at you?

 

[SFGbob]

A thread I didn't even post in until now and two of these fucking cunts are talking about me.

But according to the cunts, they're living "rent free" in my head. Ass tonguing and hypocrisy is all you have Bill.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

At least Seether is funny once in a while. Blob, take note.

When are you ever funny Bill other then when people are laughing at you?

you'd need to develop a sense of humor first, boblet

 

[SFGbob]

Bill I laugh at what a fucking dipshit you are all the time. Bill even the people here who pretend to like you know you're a fucking moron.

 

[haie]

Yeah man Bob, Mike and Chatch just laugh. That's all it is. Just good natured ribbing while donating $0.
It's almost like they're you're typical poor sales ducks. But naw, couldnt be. They're just having a good time

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Bill I laugh at what a fucking dipshit you are all the time. Bill even the people here who pretend to like you know you're a fucking moron.

Oh? Who "pretends" to like me?
People are begging to keep you off the main board.

 

[SFGbob]

Yeah man Bob, Mike and Chatch just laugh. That's all it is. Just good natured ribbing while donating $0.
It's almost like they're you're typical poor sales ducks. But naw, couldnt be. They're just having a good time

It's almost like they ask themselves why should I give a nickel to a place that allows a worthless, lying piece of shit like you to ruin every thread?

 

[SFGbob]

Bill I laugh at what a fucking dipshit you are all the time. Bill even the people here who pretend to like you know you're a fucking moron.

Oh? Who "pretends" to like me?
People are begging to keep you off the main board.

I love how this fucking moron thinks this refutes anything I said. So people are "begging" for something that I already don't engage in, and that somehow proves your not a fucking dipshit Bill?

 

[LebamDawg]

well @WoolleyDoog good luck on this thread - started ok and like every thread went to shit

 

[thechatch]

How you guys are Duck fans? The one acceptable answer starts with I'm from the state of Oregon, but I'd love to hear them all.

I grew up in a suburb of Portland and graduated from the University of Oregon in 2002. Does this help?