Barking Dogs

claycha

claycha

New Fish
Who the fuck are you miserable cunts that can't hear your dog barking in your back fucking yard? If I can hear the mangy piece of shit, I'm legally deaf in one ear and have selective hearing (60/40) in the other, one would think you could hear the fuckers "Timmy is stuck the the mother fucking well you assholes, put down your doob and follow scoob" bark!

FACKOFF!!
 
Record the sound of their dog barking. Then setup your largest speakers pointing at their yard/house -- and play it back at full blast.

If that doesn't work, get yourself a drone and strap some roman candles to it...
 
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Who the fuck are you miserable cunts that can't hear your dog barking in your back fucking yard? If I can hear the mangy piece of shit, I'm legally deaf in one ear and have selective hearing (60/40) in the other, one would think you could hear the fuckers "Timmy is stuck the the mother fucking well you assholes, put down your doob and follow scoob" bark!

FACKOFF!!
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*dawg
 
At our first house, this fucking goat behind us had this dog that was raising hell all the time. One morning he was out there barking so I got up, opened the window and yelled "shut that fucking dog up!!!" - really fucking loud.

About 10 seconds later the dog was back in the house - plus the homeowner's association clowns wouldn't even think of coming to my door because I did shit like scream out the window. So they didn't pester me like they did everyone else.

I'd be more apt to feed that Prestone steak to thew owner, not the dog. The dog's just a stupid fuckin' animal - the owner ought to know better than leaving their dumb barking dog sitting outside.

When someone wakes my ass up before I want to get up, I'm not the cheerful person I normally am.
 
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