bananasnblondes Sounds off on Scott Eklund

[DerekJohnson]

"Eklund's plan was that everyone was going to read the first part of his blog about how every 5 star in the country was going to visit UW and start pining away for Sark and bashing Pete. That didn't happen. People just said "yeah, you say this every year. Never happened. Bullshit." Scott then changed his tune. Ektard is very sensitive. When people call him out he deletes or denies. He has deleted every one of his recruiting blogs about Jack, Falah, or Vanderdoes from last year. He wants people to like him. I imagine he will now stay pretty pro-CP until Kim starts shoving bamboo shards up his peehole"

 

[MikeDamone]

He's also reaching fatters territory in weight.

 

[Mad_Son]

He's also reaching fatters territory in weight.

I call that the Fatternization of Scott Eklund.

 

[fivehundredmileDAWG]

Exhibit 'A'

 

[MikeDamone]

God that pic is creepy. That chick looks very uncomfortable.

 

[[Deleted User]]

I can smell Fetters rancid breath from here.

 

[xxxxxxcirclejerk]

Fetters keeps it classy by tucking in only half his shirt.

 

[BayDawg]

That. Poor. Woman.

She looks petrified. As well she should be.

Abundance. (of cheeseburgers eaten)

 

[xxxxxxcirclejerk]

Cheap bastards probably dangled a five-spot as an incentive

 

[[Deleted User]]

God that pic is creepy. That chick looks very uncomfortable.

Is it terrible that you have two overweight fat fucks and not one of them is the creepiest looking guy in that pic?

 

[MisterEm]

God that pic is creepy. That chick looks very uncomfortable.

Is it terrible that you have two overweight fat fucks and not one of them is the creepiest looking guy in that pic?

Nope. That is abundance.

 

[Bad_MotherDucker]

Who fucking drinks beer from a goblet? The black band on Kimmie's wrist shows his support of double-fisting anuses, preferably his own($75k)

 

[DugtheDoog]

Exhibit 'A'

No, no, give me 5 beers, no.

 

[BennyBeaver]

Ever heard of Stella Artois?

 

[phineas]

None of those guys have smelled pussy in quite some time. I dont want to name names but im willing to bet a couple of em havent ever smelled pussy.

 

[phineas]

I wonder if fetters takes his CPAP machine in studio on saturdays i cant imagine that fat sack of shit can go more than an hour without choking on his tongue

 

[Swaye]

God that pic is creepy. That chick looks very uncomfortable.

Like screwing in the back of a Volkswagen uncomfortable?

 

[Swaye]

God that pic is creepy. That chick looks very uncomfortable.

Is it terrible that you have two overweight fat fucks and not one of them is the creepiest looking guy in that pic?

I LOL'ed IRL.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

God that pic is creepy. That chick looks very uncomfortable.

Is it terrible that you have two overweight fat fucks and not one of them is the creepiest looking guy in that pic?

Thinking the same thing. F3 is the fattest and least creepy looking guy in that photo.

 

[DugtheDoog]

You can make fun of ektard all you want, but if you're going to do it while his kid has a runny nose, I'm out.