Bad news

[IPukeOregonGrellow]

The Porking Lot is about to close.
https://twitter.com/ChelseaDeffenB/status/1230587374737842176

 

[dnc]

Deffenbacher? I hardly knew her.

Butt wood.

 

[IPukeOregonGrellow]

I don’t use the word hero lightly, but Ben Gardner is one.
https://twitter.com/jacob_archer12/status/1230615791030030336?s=21

 

[PandaOrangeChiknDuck]

That place is a shit hole

 

[IPukeOregonGrellow]

That place is a shit hole

 

[creepycoug]

That place is a shit hole

I've actually been in there and would disagree.

Also, the first time I tried Blue Label was in that bar after a game. I had been raped in the Porking Lot by a rapey Oregon fan. I needed the good stuff to drink it off.

Actually, true story, I was in there after a game with some friends and in walked a bunch of the Oregon cheerleaders. There was one way back in the day who was all over the place as an internet pin-up girl ... skinny blonde with decent canolas ... anyway, that's how I knew who they were, because I recognized her right away.

That was a fine collection of talent, I tell ya. If the Creep had been closer to his prime, I coulda ... I woulda ... I shoulda ... but, alas, I didn't, because I couldn't.