Baby footprint tattoos.

can I tattoo my babies?
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The first two words of your subject line were unnecessary.

I don't mind chicks with tattoos, but it's fucking awkward trying to smile through an explanation of some bullshit Asian symbol they put on their neck senior year of high school when we both know it was a mistake.

Accept you fucked up bitch.
 
The first two words of your subject line were unnecessary.

I don't mind chicks with tattoos, but it's fucking awkward trying to smile through an explanation of some bullshit Asian symbol they put on their neck senior year of high school when we both know it was a mistake.

Accept you fucked up bitch.
Sounds like you've been stocking the wifey and I. LOL
 
You guys don't realize that tatoos are an investment in looking even shittier and more embarrassing at an old age than normal. Looking forward to "suicide geriatrics" on instragram in 30 years
 
The first two words of your subject line were unnecessary.

I don't mind chicks with tattoos, but it's fucking awkward trying to smile through an explanation of some bullshit Asian symbol they put on their neck senior year of high school when we both know it was a mistake.

Accept you fucked up bitch.
Sounds like you've been stocking the wifey and I. LOL

Her:

"It's the chinese word for the wind that crosses open water. Much different than the symbol for landlocked wind. There is nothing freer on earth than the gusts swirling above the swells of the unknown. The lack of restrictions, the endless possibilities".

Me:

"Wow, I really like how the artist captured that meaning be letting the ink flow and fade instead of the usual jagged (flint) lettering".

What I'm really thinking:

You directionless whore. The only lack of restriction and endless possibility in your life pertains to the capacity of your three orifices.
 
The first two words of your subject line were unnecessary.

I don't mind chicks with tattoos, but it's fucking awkward trying to smile through an explanation of some bullshit Asian symbol they put on their neck senior year of high school when we both know it was a mistake.

Accept you fucked up bitch.
Sounds like you've been stocking the wifey and I. LOL

You married a road warrior slut with a neck tattoo?
 
You can make fun of baby footprint tatoos all you want. But if you start killing kids then I'm out.
If you have them, kill yourself...and your kid.

 
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The first two words of your subject line were unnecessary.

I don't mind chicks with tattoos, but it's fucking awkward trying to smile through an explanation of some bullshit Asian symbol they put on their neck senior year of high school when we both know it was a mistake.

Accept you fucked up bitch.
Sounds like you've been stocking the wifey and I. LOL

You married a road warrior slut with a neck tattoo?
huh?

 
You guys don't realize that tatoos are an investment in looking even shittier and more embarrassing at an old age than normal. Looking forward to "suicide geriatrics" on instragram in 30 years
Disagree

 
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