Asa Turner is the most important recruit in this class

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You already know Spam Chancellor is going to be a beast on defense. What you may not know is that he's going to play both ways for UW, both as QB and in a LB/DB hybrid type role.

Consider:

Asa's first name is actually Jacob. Let that sink in.

I'd expect Dylan Morris to decommit any moment. No one will blame him.

Not only that, IDK the poaster @CuntWaffle bestowed Turner with the nickname Spam Chancellor. Kam Chancellor, the chinspiration for the name played safety and quarterback at Virginia Tech.

And if that's not enough, the last Polynesian to line up under center in purple and gold is the last UW QB to win a Rose Bowl then pop off.

But Tui didn't have the advantage of himself playing defense.

That's right, Asa Turner will QB UW's offense and defense to it's first undisputed national championship, you heard it here first.
 
I realize you're being sarkasmic, but OG Kam Chancellor never played QB for Virginia Tech. He was recruited as a dual-threat QB, but converted to DB in spring of his first year. He was a backup corner as a true freshman, then played safety after that.
 
I realize you're being sarkasmic, but OG Kam Chancellor never played QB for Virginia Tech. He was recruited as a dual-threat QB, but converted to DB in spring of his first year. He was a backup corner as a true freshman, then played safety after that.

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He is important. Feeling lucky last night I went to 7-11 on Boulder Highway in Vegas to get a free slurpee and decided to put $2 into the slot machine. I won $186. After winning I decided to try and get some blow and a hooker. I still have $100 left. Should I gamble more? I think the Asa commitment is my lucky charm.
 
He is important. Feeling lucky last night I went to 7-11 on Boulder Highway in Vegas to get a free slurpee and decided to put $2 into the slot machine. I won $186. After winning I decided to try and get some blow and a hooker. I still have $100 left. Should I gamble more? I think the Asa commitment is my lucky charm.

Blow and a hooker for $86? Did u just get a hand job?
 
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He is important. Feeling lucky last night I went to 7-11 on Boulder Highway in Vegas to get a free slurpee and decided to put $2 into the slot machine. I won $186. After winning I decided to try and get some blow and a hooker. I still have $100 left. Should I gamble more? I think the Asa commitment is my lucky charm.

Blow and a hooker for $86? Did u just get a hand job?

Hookers on Boulder Highway are on the Cheepo list
 
I'm full on dooging and don't give a shit. I think we are going to have a monster class. Of course, we are still going to take Bralen Trice at Buck so DDY will still have something to melt down over on the pood.
 
He is important. Feeling lucky last night I went to 7-11 on Boulder Highway in Vegas to get a free slurpee and decided to put $2 into the slot machine. I won $186. After winning I decided to try and get some blow and a hooker. I still have $100 left. Should I gamble more? I think the Asa commitment is my lucky charm.

Blow and a hooker for $86? Did u just get a hand job?

Hookers on Boulder Highway are on the Cheepo list
Will make a stop myself next time i pass by
 
You already know Spam Chancellor is going to be a beast on defense. What you may not know is that he's going to play both ways for UW, both as QB and in a LB/DB hybrid type role.

Consider:

Asa's first name is actually Jacob. Let that sink in.

I'd expect Dylan Morris to decommit any moment. No one will blame him.

Not only that, IDK the poaster @CuntWaffle bestowed Turner with the nickname Spam Chancellor. Kam Chancellor, the chinspiration for the name played safety and quarterback at Virginia Tech.

And if that's not enough, the last Polynesian to line up under center in purple and gold is the last UW QB to win a Rose Bowl then pop off.

But Tui didn't have the advantage of himself playing defense.

That's right, Asa Turner will QB UW's offense and defense to it's first undisputed national championship, you heard it here first.
I hear the offensive and defensive staffs are fighting over him. Bush wants to play him in the Chico/ Reggie bush style role and lake and coach k see him as a buck or even the Budda role.

Really cool stuff.
 
You already know Spam Chancellor is going to be a beast on defense. What you may not know is that he's going to play both ways for UW, both as QB and in a LB/DB hybrid type role.

Consider:

Asa's first name is actually Jacob. Let that sink in.

I'd expect Dylan Morris to decommit any moment. No one will blame him.

Not only that, IDK the poaster @CuntWaffle bestowed Turner with the nickname Spam Chancellor. Kam Chancellor, the chinspiration for the name played safety and quarterback at Virginia Tech.

And if that's not enough, the last Polynesian to line up under center in purple and gold is the last UW QB to win a Rose Bowl then pop off.

But Tui didn't have the advantage of himself playing defense.

That's right, Asa Turner will QB UW's offense and defense to it's first undisputed national championship, you heard it here first.

Skinny Eason better watch out.
 
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