Alt nicknames: NHL and soccer edition

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

J od'd or something so here goes: I don't follow the nhl much, especially since the Canucks went into the toilet, so probably do 7-10.

San Jose Mudsharks
LA Queens
Analheim Mighty Fucks
Calgary Flamers
Denver/Colorado Snowdrifts
Minnesota Tame
Nashville Sex Predators
Carolina Windstorms

Soccer

Portland Lumber
LA Herbadeath or Pyramid Schemes
Houston Dynamite
New York Energy Drinks

Europe

Manchester Divided
Fake Madrid

Feel free to add more

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Chinned for Analheim.