My God his wife has aged... and his kid obviously goes to a school free of Michelle O's lunch rules. Fuck. How about springing for a Y membership, Dad?
Is she Hawaiian?
Hawaiian chicks age about as well as Russians. Hot as balls up until about 35 to 40 then all hell breaks loose as they end up looking like the of at a luau.
No wonder Sark prowls for the strange. Be like fucking a troll doll
Good pro tip right there.