ABC News: 50 Ways to Celebrate Michelle Obama's birthday

DerekJohnson · Jan 18, 2014

MikeDamone · Jan 18, 2014

Still every post is about the blacks?

HoustonHusky · Jan 18, 2014

I just took a dump. Does that count?

TierbsHsotBoobs · Jan 18, 2014

AARP goes all the way down to 50 now?

This country is fucked.

DerekJohnson · Jan 18, 2014

Michelle can still be on her parents' insurance plan, I believe

TierbsHsotBoobs · Jan 18, 2014

Michelle can still be on her parents' insurance plan, I believe

Her brother is going to be collecting fat PERS checks forever.

Fuck.

Homebrew_Dawg · Jan 18, 2014

She's the black witch from gehenna? No?

death2ducks · Jan 18, 2014

She REALLY wants Dick's...

Homebrew_Dawg · Jan 18, 2014

White guilt produces black shit.

death2ducks · Jan 18, 2014

White guilt produces black shit.

I ain't got none a dat. Are you one a dem sef-hatin Jews?