A Q for the bored.

If one or more of these is true, it's not a sport:

1. You can do it better drunk.
2. You can do it wearing Crocs.
3. It has a subjective scoring system.

Auto racing is a not a sport because of #2 above.
 
Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels good until you look down and realize you're gay. - Adam Carolla
 
I can't think of a sport where women compete equally with men. Even all the ESPN5 shit -- competitive fishing, golf, bowling, pool, etc, men are still better.

Men are also better at all the Olympic sports except gymnastics and shit like that.
 
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