A look at our current shituation.

Thebourbinator

Thebourbinator

New Fish
Let's take a look at our board of prospects who have committed, as well as those that should but won't because nothing good can happen for us.

First the good:
QB: Dylan Morris
OT: Nathaniel Kalepo (thank God for you)
OT: Corey Luciano
RB: Cameron Davis
CB: Kamren Fabiculanan
DT: Noa Ngalu

Now the reason to not wake up tomorrow:
DT: Sama Paama. Until this kid does his victory tour of taking all his officials to see the mainland there's no guarantees here, and chances are he sees So Cal and says fuck Seattle. He gone.
DL: Stephon Wright. All indications are UW is the frontman, so of course he won't commit, why would something go our way? Blinded by Whoregon's chrome domes. He gone.
LB: Maninoa Tufono. UW legacy, dream school, all signs point to us right? Wrong! Why the hell would we waste our time recruiting someone that wants to bleed purple. He gone.
CB: LPJ. Can't get a commitment from a guy we don't offer. Peace!
CB: J. Criddel. Got dollars? He gone.
BUCK: Bralen Trice. Recruitment blew up. He gone.
WR: Josh Delgado. If he hasn't committed yet, he's not going to. GONE.
WR: Mycah Pittman. You mean we could have been a contender if only we offered earlier? He gone.
WR: Joseph Ngata. Clemson too sexy. He gone.
WR: Taj Davis. We probably won't flirt with him enough, and UCLA just offered. He gone.
CB/WR: Darien Chase. Late offer, gonna consider us but stick to his guns. He's OreGONE

I could use a drink.
 
Let's take a look at our board of prospects who have committed, as well as those that should but won't because nothing good can happen for us.

First the good:
QB: Dylan Morris
OT: Nathaniel Kalepo (thank God for you)
OT: Corey Luciano
RB: Cameron Davis
CB: Kamren Fabiculanan
DT: Noa Ngalu

Now the reason to not wake up tomorrow:
DT: Sama Paama. Until this kid does his victory tour of taking all his officials to see the mainland there's no guarantees here, and chances are he sees So Cal and says fuck Seattle. He gone.
DL: Stephon Wright. All indications are UW is the frontman, so of course he won't commit, why would something go our way? Blinded by Whoregon's chrome domes. He gone.
LB: Maninoa Tufono. UW legacy, dream school, all signs point to us right? Wrong! Why the hell would we waste our time recruiting someone that wants to bleed purple. He gone.
CB: LPJ. Can't get a commitment from a guy we don't offer. Peace!
CB: J. Criddel. Got dollars? He gone.
BUCK: Bralen Trice. Recruitment blew up. He gone.
WR: Josh Delgado. If he hasn't committed yet, he's not going to. GONE.
WR: Mycah Pittman. You mean we could have been a contender if only we offered earlier? He gone.
WR: Joseph Ngata. Clemson too sexy. He gone.
WR: Taj Davis. We probably won't flirt with him enough, and UCLA just offered. He gone.
CB/WR: Darien Chase. Late offer, gonna consider us but stick to his guns. He's OreGONE

I could use a drink.
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It's possible that a world could exist
 
WRs see Jake Haener in the future. Already seen that episode, easy pass to anywhere else. The best DBs see Lake get moved to dcoordinator and now get Will Harris who gets his tweets deleted anyways, no more fun good bye. No kid knows what a Buck really is, too confusing, they just wanna rush the QB.

Gonna be left with a bunch of try hard players

Good news we are building a fence for in-state preffered walk ons. Eastside Catholic players who don't wanna leave the state despite out of state offers pipeline
 
Sounds like Derek needs to organize a group perspective walk. A money grab but much needed for quite a number of nerds on here.
 
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