A little advice for the board

There’s a chance of snow in tonight’s forecast. If it happens I will feel better if I get to pee in it. Equivalent to a long walk for perspective. The elations this season has given me are too readily obscured by tonight’s disappointing performance.
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@YellowSnow
 
I want Mother Fitness, Megan Thee Stallion, to sit on my face to drown the pain.

Think she will respond to my instagram DM?
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Who? You young people and your Tik Toks and Instagrams
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girl who raps that WAP song that was everywhere 3 years ago.

that probably doesn't help, but google might
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I've heard of that

Pass

You might catch something
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Fear of catching something is the Peterlips approach. HTH
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Tomorrow is another day and a new day. Cant blame the bitch for the funny taste in my mouth and the bad breath forever. Just put a brushin on and a smile and move the fuck on.
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The beach is an hour and a half away by car.
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3.5 hrs for me, pal, and that’s not with tomorrows blizzard warning.
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Yeah but you're in Bend...always cool!
 
Tomorrow is another day and a new day. Cant blame the bitch for the funny taste in my mouth and the bad breath forever. Just put a brushin on and a smile and move the fuck on.
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The beach is an hour and a half away by car.
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Faster in the exit row on Alaska
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But can I disappear with a bunch of cash?
 
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