A drinking querey for our Duck friends

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

I need a good recipe for a new drink called the Plunger Rape. It must be green and it must make my anus bleed the following morning.

Please advise.

 

[MikeDamone]

4 oz tequila 2 leaves of kale. Half bottle of Tabasco, tablespoon of cayenne pepper.

Blend with ice. Pour into glass with salt on the rim

 

[CuntWaffle]

4 oz tequila 2 leaves of kale. Half bottle of Tabasco, tablespoon of cayenne pepper.

Blend with ice. Pour into glass with salt on the rim

Tabasco is pussy shit.

357 Mad Dog hot sauce.

 

[greenblood]

4 oz tequila 2 leaves of kale. Half bottle of Tabasco, tablespoon of cayenne pepper.

Blend with ice. Pour into glass with salt on the rim

For extra green, I'd throw in some diced jalepeno

 

[dtd]

3 parts absinthe (the pussified US shit is all we can get)
1 part everclear
lemon wedge
drink through your nose with a straw

 

[dtd]

4 oz tequila 2 leaves of kale. Half bottle of Tabasco, tablespoon of cayenne pepper.

Blend with ice. Pour into glass with salt on the rim

I'll fucking do this.

 

[bananasnblondes]

bottle of absinthe taken anally via an enema bag and a garden hose

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

bottle of absinthe taken anally via conical cheese grater and a garden hose

 

[HillsboroDuck]

bottle of absinthe taken anally via rusty conical cheese grater and a garden hose

obvious correction is obvious

 

[section8]

4 oz tequila 2 leaves of kale. Half bottle of Tabasco, tablespoon of cayenne pepper.

Blend with ice. Pour into glass with salt on the rim

This, and then light a $20 on fire

 

[DeepSeaZ]

Night in prison with the Hulk?

 

[CheersWestDawg]

Whatever happened to a nice glass of vino?

 

[greenblood]

bottle of absinthe taken anally via an enema bag and a garden hose

I think this has already been done.
http://www.wbir.com/video/1873680667001/1/Press-conference-UT-fraternity-member-tells-his-story

 

[loadsock]

I have some ghost peppers. That should outdo all of the other pussy shit suggested so far.

 

[DeepSeaZ]

You spend a night with the Hulk and call sspl a pussy. Just kidding sspl. Don't pm DJ or do. Also just kidding. Not your style as far as I know

I have some ghost peppers. That should outdo all of the other pussy shit suggested so far.

 

[loadsock]

You spend a night with the Hulk and call sspl a pussy. Just kidding sspl. Don't pm DJ or do. Also just kidding. Not your style as far as I know

I have some ghost peppers. That should outdo all of the other pussy shit suggested so far.

Huh?

 

[DeepSeaZ]

Delete my last post. It's not that funny. I can't using my phone.

 

[IrishDawg22]

"I'll have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper....and some cheese."

 

[DeepSeaZ]

exactly.

You spend a night with the Hulk and call sspl a pussy. Just kidding sspl. Don't pm DJ or do. Also just kidding. Not your style as far as I know

I have some ghost peppers. That should outdo all of the other pussy shit suggested so far.

Huh?