#5 team in the country, Heisman Trophy candidate, playoff contender

and Jen has thousands of tickets she can't sell.

Embarrassing.
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Dude, it's fucking Oregon state. I've offered my doogs dad's ticket to literally 7+ boov alums in my office and none of them will take the free ticket, ride, meal and beer. Maybe it's because I'm a sandy cunthole, maybe it's because of the special program OSU is building.
 
No one wants to pay that price to watch a 55-6 slaughter. They'll have no issues selling out the usc game
 
No one wants to pay that price to watch a 55-6 slaughter.
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This is bullshit.

Make the environment more fun. Sell beer in the stadium. Have bars in the stadium where you can smoke cannabis and then return to your seat. Get rid of the god damn zone once the game has started. Put the students back in the middle of things. Expand to 80k seats. Make PGOS AD.
 
No one wants to pay that price to watch a 55-6 slaughter.
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This is bullshit.

Make the environment more fun. Sell beer in the stadium. Have bars in the stadium where you can smoke cannabis and then return to your seat. Get rid of the god damn zone once the game has started. Put the students back in the middle of things. Expand to 80k seats. Make PGOS AD.
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How about a $250,000 full on marketing Blitz for starters.

I hear you're familiar with leverage. Ever cross your mind to leverage winning?
 
So simple...you take about 90% of tickets not sold a week before kickoff and donate them to local schools and/or non-school sports orgs. They can sell them for $5 each as a fundraiser or give away or wtf ever they want. Do that for a season or two and you'll have 10,000+ new, die-hard fans.

Would somebody PLEASE think about the children???!!!
 
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