4th Annual Hardcore Husky Holiday Awards Winners (2024)

[DerekJohnson]

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JoeEDangerously's Fake Tough Guy of the Year Award
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2021
Jimmy Lake, Head Coach, Washington Huskies

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2022
Steve Sarkisian, Head Coach, Texas Longhorns

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2023
Ryan Day, Head Coach, Ohio State Buckeyes

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2024
Dan Lanning, Head Coach, Oregon Ducks

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Pup's Holy Fuckall! Memorial Post of the Year
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2023 - St Louis Dawg
His rant about Brock Huard sounded like something Pup would've said.
"Jughead Huard is much better now than when he first started broadcasting. It used to drive me up the fucking wall to listen to him. Now it’s tolerable. And it is a fucking jughead! I remember being at a Mariners game in the early two thousands by third base and Jughead was a few rows ahead of me and the wife. Almost every foul ball made a beeline for that fucker's head. It’s like it had cosmic gravity attraction it was so big. It covered all of right field from my seat. Made me think they needed to build him a special jughead helmet. Holy fuckall!"
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2024 - Race Bannon
November 2024 - "Kim emptied his prisons here. Did not send his best."
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WoolleyDoog's Tinfoil Hat Conspiracy of the Year
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2023
Kenny Dillingham, Head Coach, Arizona State
Allegedly received UW's offensive play call signals that were stolen by the Oregon Duck staff. Also reportedly showed himself to be a cuck and fanboy for Oregon football by encouraging the Ducks to go win a national championship after his Devils got reamed at home 49-13.

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2024 winner (Coming soon)

 

[bananasnblondes]

The entire Tennessee Volunteers team could have been a late entry into the Fake Tough Guy running. All week they were bragging about how they were going to #planttheflag on tOSU

 

[WoolleyDoog]

I had a few vague trend for tinfoil hat stuff I mentioned which I think should be considered:
Why are concussions quietly barely a thing anymore?
I forgot the other and I'm really hungover.
Another thing I was thinking in general too is with the growing popularity and ease of sports gambling and with the portal making so many players less invested in their current teams, I am sure we already have point shaving going on. Maybe a lot of it.

 

[Alexis]

I had a few vague trend for tinfoil hat stuff I mentioned which I think should be considered:
Why are concussions quietly barely a thing anymore?
I forgot the other and I'm really hungover.
Another thing I was thinking in general too is with the growing popularity and ease of sports gambling and with the portal making so many players less invested in their current teams, I am sure we already have point shaving going on. Maybe a lot of it.

Agree 100% on point shaving. Especially considering who some of the collectives are getting money from.

 

[WoolleyDoog]

I had a few vague trend for tinfoil hat stuff I mentioned which I think should be considered:
Why are concussions quietly barely a thing anymore?
I forgot the other and I'm really hungover.
Another thing I was thinking in general too is with the growing popularity and ease of sports gambling and with the portal making so many players less invested in their current teams, I am sure we already have point shaving going on. Maybe a lot of it.

Agree 100% on point shaving. Especially considering who some of the collectives are getting money from.

I don't think football is the easiest sport to do it in but I think it could become a problem. It would have to be a QB most likely though. I'm pretty sure the Pedo State Mike McQueery guy got accused of it and looks super suspicious back around the time he supposedly saw the thrusting in the locker room.

 

[WoolleyDoog]

Also, not a conspiracy but watch for a raise/extension to get announce with Lanning on Christmas. They like to make big happy announcements on that day. He makes $8 million and I'm sure he can leverage to get to $10 million plus even before playing Ohio State.

 

[HHBruh]

congrats to Danbo Cunt Lanning (or whatever Joey called him) and here’s to that fuckstick winning Jack shit from here on out.
Go Bucks & fuck the ducks.
Thanks for pods and Cheers MFs!!

 

[Quietcowskee]

congrats to Danbo Cunt Lanning (or whatever Joey called him) and here’s to that fuckstick winning Jack shit from here on out.
Go Bucks & fuck the ducks.
Thanks for pods and Cheers MFs!!

T’s and P’s for Dillon Gabriel’s dead cat.

 

[PurpleJ]

Surprised DeBoer hasn’t been busted for point shaving yet.

 

[Alexis]

I had a few vague trend for tinfoil hat stuff I mentioned which I think should be considered:
Why are concussions quietly barely a thing anymore?
I forgot the other and I'm really hungover.
Another thing I was thinking in general too is with the growing popularity and ease of sports gambling and with the portal making so many players less invested in their current teams, I am sure we already have point shaving going on. Maybe a lot of it.

Agree 100% on point shaving. Especially considering who some of the collectives are getting money from.

I don't think football is the easiest sport to do it in but I think it could become a problem. It would have to be a QB most likely though. I'm pretty sure the Pedo State Mike McQueery guy got accused of it and looks super suspicious back around the time he supposedly saw the thrusting in the locker room.

Let’s say someone talks to the UW Punter who is out the door. Hey man. 10 grand if you can help not cover the spread. Kick one into the back of your center.

Or a guy like House who was chasing the bag all year.

I’m too cynical to believe it’s not easy to do.

 

[RaceBannon]

In theory paying players lessens the temptation to point shave
But how many people think they make enough money?
I think UNLV threw the game against Duke in the final four

 

[WoolleyDoog]

I had a few vague trend for tinfoil hat stuff I mentioned which I think should be considered:
Why are concussions quietly barely a thing anymore?
I forgot the other and I'm really hungover.
Another thing I was thinking in general too is with the growing popularity and ease of sports gambling and with the portal making so many players less invested in their current teams, I am sure we already have point shaving going on. Maybe a lot of it.

Agree 100% on point shaving. Especially considering who some of the collectives are getting money from.

I don't think football is the easiest sport to do it in but I think it could become a problem. It would have to be a QB most likely though. I'm pretty sure the Pedo State Mike McQueery guy got accused of it and looks super suspicious back around the time he supposedly saw the thrusting in the locker room.

Let’s say someone talks to the UW Punter who is out the door. Hey man. 10 grand if you can help not cover the spread. Kick one into the back of your center.

Or a guy like House who was chasing the bag all year.

I’m too cynical to believe it’s not easy to do.

I've had a wonder about Super Bowl XLVIII. The first score was a safety, which was a huge payoff rop bet and I'm sure there were other just safety overall prop bets. I wondered how much you would have to offer straight up or a cut to a long snapper to be like if you have the chance, especially for the first score, what if you snap it through the end zone?