2013 Halloween pet-peeves

unfrozencaveman

unfrozencaveman

New Fish
Forced integration of non-neighborhood children to my neighborhood. Out of neighborhood parents who drive their kids from house to house wearing sweatpants, carrying toddlers looking for handouts
 
Not yet, I already ran out of candy. $40 bucks worth up in smoke in the first hour. Things sure have changed. Neighborhood kids outnumbered 5-1
 
Forced integration of non-neighborhood children to my neighborhood. Out of neighborhood parents who drive their kids from house to house wearing sweatpants, carrying toddlers looking for handouts
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The forced transfer of candy to the have-nots has begun....

Seriously though, that sounds fucking annoying...
 
Has there ever been a case where a kid was trick or treating and gotten abducted and molested? Or a case where a stranger poisoned candy or put needles in it and a kid got hurt. Give ME ONE FUCKING EXAMPLE WEAR THIS SHIT HAPPPED.!!!!1!!1!1!! it hasn't.
 
Saw a cop give a #NewsTip telling parents to check the candy to make sure its not marijuana candy. Like some stoner is going to hand out his stash.
 
Already getting tired of whores dressing up like Miley Cyrus.

If you want to dress like a hoe that's fine but if you are going to dress like Miley Cyrus I'm out!
 
Has there ever been a case where a kid was trick or treating and gotten abducted and molested? Or a case where a stranger poisoned candy or put needles in it and a kid got hurt. Give ME ONE FUCKING EXAMPLE WEAR THIS SHIT HAPPPED.!!!!1!!1!1!! it hasn't.
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Back in my day there were reports of people putting LSD in the candy. Never was able to find that house.
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Great picture as always Swaye!!!11!!
 
I live in Palo Alto and the population of the city quadruples (no pun intended PPSS) on Halloween night. fucking annoying. I do love all the 20-something Asian chicks who come dressed as sluts though. My wife says "Geez, you are so quick to answer the door on Halloween". #UmmmmmYah
 
I remember reports of people finding razor blades inside of apples in the 80s. The lesson is an apple a day might fuck your mouf up.
Has there ever been a case where a kid was trick or treating and gotten abducted and molested? Or a case where a stranger poisoned candy or put needles in it and a kid got hurt. Give ME ONE FUCKING EXAMPLE WEAR THIS SHIT HAPPPED.!!!!1!!1!1!! it hasn't.
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One of those minute urgent care medical mcclinics (I had to wait 3 hours to see a f****** doctor once at one of these places) offered to x-ray candy. You can't make this s*** up. If it's in a wrapper, it doesn't have a fucking razor blade in it!!!!
 

One of those minute urgent care medical mcclinics (I had to wait 3 hours to see a f****** doctor once at one of these places) offered to x-ray candy. You can't make this s*** up. If it's in a wrapper, it doesn't have a fucking razor blade in it!!!!
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Wow. I wish you were making that up.

 
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