#1 doctor-recommended baby formula
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Boobie milk or GTFO
I was expecting tits
EsophagealFeces
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This is why Lil Shit only chugs the finest titty milk. He’s taking down 7oz a shot and he’s not even 3mo yet. He’s got a long torso and long arms. He’s got LT written all over him. Look for him in the 2042 recruiting class.
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Mom's that feed their kids formula are evil and should go to jail!
Oh wait - I was a formula baby. Some of you lil fellas should have had more corn syrup!!
Oh wait - I was a formula baby. Some of you lil fellas should have had more corn syrup!!
How tall is mom?
EsophagealFeces
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She’s 5’10” and was an all-CIF soccer player. She has an uncle that’s 6’7” and some other tall people on her dad’s side. I’m 6’2” and my dad is 6’4”. I have no idea if lil shit will be an athlete, but my 7 year old stepson is a fuckin stud, and his older sister is a good athlete for a girl, and their dad is not athletic at all. Lil shit has some huge hands and feet, and he’s thick like his brother was at that age. I really hope someday everyone on HH can hate my kid and talk about how shitty he is
Breeding 4 kids with a 5'10" wife! You complete me throat shit guy.She’s 5’10” and was an all-CIF soccer player. She has an uncle that’s 6’7” and some other tall people on her dad’s side. I’m 6’2” and my dad is 6’4”. I have no idea if lil shit will be an athlete, but my 7 year old stepson is a fuckin stud, and his older sister is a good athlete for a girl, and their dad is not athletic at all. Lil shit has some huge hands and feet, and he’s thick like his brother was at that age. I really hope someday everyone on HH can hate my kid and talk about how shitty he is
EsophagealFeces
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She thinks she may not be done yet, and I want to get the snip during the masters in April. We’ll see who wins. I’m 40, she’s almost 38, so the clock is ticking.Breeding 4 kids with a 5'10" wife! You complete me throat shit guy.She’s 5’10” and was an all-CIF soccer player. She has an uncle that’s 6’7” and some other tall people on her dad’s side. I’m 6’2” and my dad is 6’4”. I have no idea if lil shit will be an athlete, but my 7 year old stepson is a fuckin stud, and his older sister is a good athlete for a girl, and their dad is not athletic at all. Lil shit has some huge hands and feet, and he’s thick like his brother was at that age. I really hope someday everyone on HH can hate my kid and talk about how shitty he is
You really should get snipped BEFORE the Masters.
Walking around Augusta with tender balls, no bueno.
And, yes, fuck Vanilla
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You're already into Mormon type breeding at 4 and have done you're part to make up for a childless cat lady bro or two @EsophagealFeces
Also, respeck for getting some heightism into the selection process. 5'10" was my minimum requirement. My bitch face ex wife was only 5'7" and this just didn't work.
Also, respeck for getting some heightism into the selection process. 5'10" was my minimum requirement. My bitch face ex wife was only 5'7" and this just didn't work.
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Horizontally, they are all the same height.
Not sure how that works. But it does.
I've done it both ways, but the tall geometry is a better fit over all.
EsophagealFeces
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I’m trying to do my part to fight population decline. I forget, how tall is Mrs. Snow?
Tom Leykis would not approveShe’s 5’10” and was an all-CIF soccer player. She has an uncle that’s 6’7” and some other tall people on her dad’s side. I’m 6’2” and my dad is 6’4”. I have no idea if lil shit will be an athlete, but my 7 year old stepson is a fuckin stud, and his older sister is a good athlete for a girl, and their dad is not athletic at all. Lil shit has some huge hands and feet, and he’s thick like his brother was at that age. I really hope someday everyone on HH can hate my kid and talk about how shitty he is
6'2". We would have gone for 3 but I was old and Seattle is way more expensive than Idaho.
If you have 2 kids in Seattle you're doing some heavy lifting.
EsophagealFeces
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Very true, but my stepkids’ dad isn’t in the picture, and I’m the only dad they’ve ever known, so I don’t have any of that bullshit to deal with.Tom Leykis would not approveShe’s 5’10” and was an all-CIF soccer player. She has an uncle that’s 6’7” and some other tall people on her dad’s side. I’m 6’2” and my dad is 6’4”. I have no idea if lil shit will be an athlete, but my 7 year old stepson is a fuckin stud, and his older sister is a good athlete for a girl, and their dad is not athletic at all. Lil shit has some huge hands and feet, and he’s thick like his brother was at that age. I really hope someday everyone on HH can hate my kid and talk about how shitty he is