Recent content by UWKatie

So, is he right or is he right? The alcohol isn't helping like it used to.

Last Saturday night was kind of a big deal for me..... My first time in beautiful (?) Eugene, Oregon at that basic ass stadium with a big zero on it. Some possible items for discussion: How big was it? Did it hurt? How much alcohol did I need to get through it? Did I scream?

I've been waiting my whole life for this invite. Given my love for whiskey, I assume I can also look forward to whiskey dick. Best date ever!!

Seemed like a good idea at the time. I want to call you Pitchy for some reason. Pretty sure it's the whiskey.

I can approve whiskey sours. I cannot approve Fireball or Apple Crown. Where did all the men go? Stop drinking flavored whiskey. This is what's wrong with our country. My opinion matters. #metoo

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!! (Btw, the usage of "fuck" while calling me a liar for claiming to be a virgin is legit making me laugh - well done).

I don't know why I said that. Once again, whiskey is delicious.

You racist bastard.

I'm a virgin. Duh.

Four things: 1) We won everything by winning the Apple Cup. I say "we" because I dated a football player so I feel like I'm on the team, basically. STFU until you date one too. 2) Browning still sucks and my arms have more definition than his. 3) Gaskin is the SHIT. Ask that porn stache guy. He...

This one hurt to watch. Never forget it. I cringed. And thought how effing ridiculous it was that they were still trying that hard down a solid 30 pts in the 4th qtr that they got one of their best receivers folded up like a damn pretzel. And he fumbled in the process and it went for six. Just damn.

I like to think I’m classy, but even I knew that if he’d inserted (#thatswhatshesaid) a picture of some chick in a bikini somewhere in the middle of the 15 paragraph rant, it would have been improved. With that said, I still wouldn’t have read it. Also, I’m clearly not that classy.

I was all ready to make an appearance over the weekend, then I noticed that Browning has smaller arms than Michelle Obama and depression set in. Plus drunk poasting seems like a bad idea.

Sorry, @dnc, I am blonde.....but I am lefthanded. And I celebrated International Women's Day by ..... nothing. I didn't celebrate that shit at all because it's STUPID. Every day is women's day already and you all know that's true. I feel for each and every one of you.