Recent content by USMChawk

if someone knows how to embed a TikTok video, I’d appreciate the assist. I watched this on repeat about 10 times.

TikTok - Make Your Day

same

I really enjoyed that

Fuck no. If you have a hot girlfriend, and she cheats on you, you don’t take her back.

I heard Pete slept with his mom.

A fireplace. …and your mom.

It’s the NCAA version of ‘just the tip’.

‘Retarded Team of Destiny’ A Bow Downs to Washington story.

Having three blondes pissed at me is my life. Weird flex.

Now that we’ve made it to the National Championship game, we’re tied with Oregon, right? I’ve heard that making the game is all that matters and any National Championship claimed prior to the BCS era doesn’t count.

That’s going to make for an awkward family reunion.

I asked Minnie Mouse where her husband was and she gestured to her empty ring finger. I advised her that after 50 years it might be time to move on. My girls were not amused.

The molding could use some paint