No wonder Leach called Johnson soft. He anticipated just this scenario. 1 minute left, all you have to do is take a knee, instead, you hurt your tootsie and fall down and screech like a little girl to stop the clock and give Texas 3 minutes to come down an ram it up your bum.
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So that’s why Elijah Jackson is on the team. The biggest Rope a Dope in history. Have a guy play for you and give up 10,000 yard and 79 touchdowns, but tap away a last play pass to win a semi-final. (Even though you should have won 56 -7).
You got these guys down. They’re nearly dead. So screw around with the triple reverse Statue. Of Liberty backwards pass Hook and Ladder to prove how smart you are. (As an aside, props to Sarkisian for wearing the white pants that can display his skid marks).
It’s nice we got that TD, but in order to really establish our game plan I think we ought to go back to the draw into the 11 man front. That’ll show ‘em!!!!