Recent content by pokedave

Yeah I wish they'd fire him. He's beat us 12 of 16 since he's been in Norman.

I'm surprised you guys know what they're wearing. They keep it secret from us until they go out for warm-ups for the game.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

"Ve have vays of dealing vith you"

Ahhhhhhrrrrrggghhh! I can't take it! We don't have anybody but a slow 5'3" white guy to return punts now. He only catches about half of the punts, so on third and long just go ahead and punt. Odds are you'll recover the ball with better field position.

JaWarren thank you for intense film session with the Cowboy offense. I just wanna know if they were wearing the red jerseys that game? I sometimes get confused.

This is the worst offense Gundy has had since his first year. So if you guys can't out score them, you're Gonna have to form a big circle jerk with ballsacked at pivot.

Those evil bastids!

Tyreek the Cheetah is now the Zebra!

That's right, Tequilla. Pay no attention to the man behind the screen. [-X

Hope springs eternal. I liked the speed comment. Have you heard of the Cheetah?

Tequilla our qb is on scholarship. We pulled his redshirt before the Baylor game. Mason Rudolph. Just sayin.......

Oh yeah? Just wait till you tremble from the awesomeness of our Offensive Line! (3soph-2frosh) Not to mention the impenetrable defensive secondary featuring 1.5 cornerbacks! That's right, you'll rue the day when you mock our mightyness!

I will crush you!

And then there's that!