Recent content by PatHadenFS

Why is that dumb cunt from eDuck playing QB for Cal?

Keith Taylor with his first ESPN-worthy play

Be a real shame if he landed at USC...

If Culp had blocked even a little bit there, it would have worked. Terrible execution.

Just you wait...

man fuck this phone

Wazzu must have seeded the clouds

This delay is FS. Lightning hits the highest object, right? Any lightning is going to hit my erection long before it hits any of these players.

I prefer @SeminoleTrojan, that way you have plausible deniability.

Inviting all Husky fans to the game so that they can watch him commit to the Coug would be the greatest moment in the history of the rivalry.

Yeah, but fuck Camas.

I read that as "We didn't want our kicker's fragile ego to shatter on his first kick of the season. Let's make his first kick a gimme to build some confidence". /shrug