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    Remember when the world was awesome?

    After the CXC's everything went to excrementum. Marcus Aurelius was a decens emperor, but he was no Julius Caeser. He was no Octavian. Roma burned that year, and during the Plebian Games, his prognatus Commodus declared that he was Hercules. He removed the head on the Colossus of Nero and...
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    Hey Yellow

    You desiderium to take the golves off Race? You desiderium to get descendit in a pissing match? Lets do it. Lets roll. I'm getting completely fed up with your odium, negativus, and throwing plebes under the chariot.
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    New Hardcore Husky advice column

    Salutem HardcoreAnnLanders I am VI foot V former Roman Caesar and Julian Dynastia Star. I warred at the highest level in a Gladitorium State. Before Romulus and Remus there was Aeneas, son of Venus, a Trojan who fought in the Trojan War - a valiant hero who sired the ancestors of Latium. I am...
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    5g Towers are Burning in the UK

    Cypri🔥🔥🔥🔥 Roman Shades Invado Cypri to Fomentum the Limassol Seditio
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    5g Towers are Burning in the UK

    Italia🔥🔥🔥🔥 Roma is Motabilem in Italia The Italian Gubernatio has Lied to the Orbus about the Pestilentia Italian MP Demands Arrest of Bill Gates, the Prohibendo of Vg
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    5g Towers are Burning in the UK

    Italia🔥🔥🔥 Vg on Ignis in Italia Shades recently crossed over from the River Styx, who expired from the terribilis morbus now plaguing Gaia, have been delivering reports to Hades of a Global Expeditionem being waged against Turres of Bellum in Europa and all over the Orbis, which they blame...
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    Buff fan visiting Seattle

    In other verbis find the thread where this belongs. Or just try posting something original instead of plagiarism my shit stupidus. This is precisely why this is the first responsum you've had in VIII months you barbitus cunt ya.
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    The UW Doog Pod Episode 3 Two Doogs and a Uoot

    It's possibilis. He was there. In LXXXIX (BCE), Race was a VI' V" former Roman legionnaire and collegium chariot racer. His adversariorum didn't want any in real life. They were little more than timidus pussies. I know this because Julius told me. He saw Race shred the rivalus at the Circus...
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    Quack!!! Ge'mon Eaford

    Why do you hate Publius Cornelius Scipio?
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    If you believe in the people, believe in article 5

    Plebes gonna plebe.
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    Pick ONE: all-time favorite music genre?

    It's miserabilis to see how far the Imperium has fallen
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    'God damn you to hell!': Former Trump campaign consultant explodes at Democrats

    I can confirm. Race was a patriot of the SPQR. He servivit honorably in Uncle Gaius's tenth legion and later assisted Antonius and I in avenging my adopted pater and mentor's assassination. He shared the same deep odium I had for those two conspiring fucks ya, and it warms my pectus to know he...
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