Recent content by NoWarningJustDawg

So excited I can barely control it. ....in all seriousness my Dwags are undefeated when I don't watch, so why jinx things now. Time to start drinking later--

New mock at CBS this morning is one of the first I've seen to put Troy in First Round (27th; 2 spots behind Trice and 6 behind Rome.) https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/news/2024-nfl-mock-draft-cardinals-bears-face-decisions-at-quarterback-as-four-signal-callers-go-in-first-round/ EWIWBI but...

What is this nonsense where FSU wins and Mich loses and FSU is #2, but if FSU wins and Mich wins FSU drops to 5th or lower? Below teams they are ahead of if Mich loses? Miss me with this shit.

This is how you properly kill a conference. Kick ass. Take names. Fuck their sister and steal their dog. Blow up the building on your way out, walk away in slow motion and move on to better things. Fuck Oregon. Fuck the Pac-12.

Right next to the 2020, 2022, 2023 Pac-12 North Champion banners, I assume? Side note, I see Oregon is ahead of Ohio State as top 1 loss team in newest playoff rankings. With a North vs South CCG, it would only take a couple upsets for Pac to get 2 playoff teams. SEC and B1G have benefited...

you gotta be relevant in CFB to win a NC. A couple decades of perpetually stepping on our? own dick left an entire generation unaware UW used to be ~12th in wins and win %. An annually relevant team became...usually not. I don't want that to continue and I definitely don't want it to worsen. I...

If UW had any honor they’d send a rep down to Eugene & formally forfeit the game. If it’s truly Covid, then they can’t play next week for the conference championship anyway But what can you expect from a program that is everything that is wrong about college football. They're fighting for...

Great that our Dwags came through in the rain against the vagina squirrels but how will we? manage the Pullman snow??? EMFA FTC

You are part of the problem that started when they put Tebow and FL who had the worst loss of the one loss teams in the national championship gayme. Back then no one wanted a rematch of tOSU and Michigan. Funny how y'all dont seem to mind rematches now. Spoilers, the rest of the nation still...

Is that a hook in the fruit, or a worm signifying this rotten, dying rivalry? Ah, who gives a fuck. A fave reddit post from '16 FTC

Dwags, As we approach what was, in my tim, generally overlooked as a light-hearted, fun annual beaver waxing, I think it is important that we remember the hard truth Beavis is up against: That’s right. The number one cause of death for young Beavlets facing relegation to the Mountain West is...

I lol'd at the thought that anyone would charter a 737-700 to go talk to a coach. ...but then, ATM oil money fucksticks do tend to be irrational when it comes to their team. PS, plane flew from Eugene to Philly on Sunday night. Definitely going after the Drexel or Temple corches.

My god the joy I would have watching Saban bitch about being left out of playoff, trying to claim head to head home losses dont matter, while SEC is pissed at being left out, and has to trash their future member, all the while rest of CFB sarcastically trolls "maybe the CFP committee considered...

Love all the tan, butt wear is your lavender??

Who IS our designated jump out of the end zone guy these days?