Recent content by melurkyoulongtime

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    Grand Slam Hire

    I've never hated anyone more in my life
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    Well bye deserved own thread

    Too many threads.. We've got people debating the book of Job, signing up for 5g vaccines to the dick, and Kim asking for $10.95 after saying he doesn't know anything. Can someone just tell me if I need to drink these already
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    OFFICIAL Houston Pregame Circle Jerk

    Yeah ended up around 12.5 since I got stuck in traffic somewhere in TX or Arkansas
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    OFFICIAL Houston Pregame Circle Jerk

    The presence of the ginger made me hesitate for a moment, but I figured you'd provided sufficient warnings. Shout out to everyone for exceeding my incredibly low expectations. Also, fuck me. Driving from Nashville was an atrocious decision.. at least had plenty of time to get some perspective
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    OFFICIAL Houston Pregame Circle Jerk

    Circle jerk #1 flying saucer 1pm if memory serves. Don't know about the second jerk
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    OFFICIAL Houston Pregame Circle Jerk

    I'm already a little drunk. But I'm also going out to get more drunk. Had been planning to check out 8th Wonder Brewing based on some earlier chats and my general love of breweries.
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    Please give a warm Hardcore Husky welcome to melurkylongtime

    Appreciated.. Really looking forward to the pile on :wink: Really though, the good Lord chose not to bless me with charm, athletic ability, or a fully functional brain, so I've got nothing to contribute to this shithole, but I at least wanted to join during the small timeframe when everyone is...
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