Recent content by HardcoreAnnLanders

Dear Rowboat, No relation. Best, Ann

Dear SAFJ, My sister is the Dawgman of advice columnists. Sincerely yours, and giving zero fucks, Ann

Dear Flatulence, or whatever the fuck your name really is, No need to reach out to my idiot twin sister, if you want REAL ADVICE you come to me. Capiche? And no, you don’t take your cheating ex-wife or your former coach that was jerking off to a photo of Bear Bryant in a Houston locker room in...

Damn straight.

Dear Mr. Hat, The good news for you is society’s ideas of what is considered attractive is broadening, not unlike the size of your ass. Many women love cuddling up with a big boy, so don’t let the number on the scale keep you from trying to find that special someone.

Dear Mr. Hat, You’re welcome to ask a question.

How rude! One is entitled to a written note of appreciation. Anything short of that is a cop-out and totally unacceptable. @puppylove_sugarsteel

I know what I’m talking about.

😡 FTAC

Dear Mr. Duck, If you have to ask, they’re too young.

You’re welcome.

RSVP’ing is just good manners.

Thank you for tagging the individual in question. @rodmansrage, let me know how your situation turned out. I always appreciate follow ups from my readers.