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    The M is for money

    Coaches only want to coach for their alma mater, unless they went to Washington where they will only accept the highest salary ever offered to a coach because the weather sucks. You can’t expect to compete against tropical destinations like Indiana, Wisconsin, Oregon, and Michigan. I guess it...
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    If Fisch leaves.....

    Can’t afford greatness and chaos is more fun than mediocrity. I’m here for it.
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    A curious quote

    Fisch should give up coaching and start some kind of representation and training academy like those scumbags who prey on tennis prodigies.
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    Moore at Michigan sells the couch

    Why don’t we hear about more people doing this? Just go open a bar on Little Corn Island Nicaragua. Buy a little beach front “cool spot” don’t even try to make a profit.
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    Jedd Fisch spotted at Ann Arbor Airport

    Would this have been an inappropriate relationship for a coach who just went 11-1?
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    Ryan Walters

    Obviously they’re better, but not sure if the record ends up much different. Maybe the Maryland comeback doesn’t happen if they’re down 27 instead of 20. Every other game was basically a blowout win or loss, or whatever the fuck happened in Wisconsin.
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    If Washington played Georgia, what would be the score?

    Of course, I was just waiting for his first opportunity to do it during a live broadcast.
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    LA Bowl

    Most of us hate our coach and want the school to commit to playing big time football. This isn’t Dawgman. I’m not sure what you think you’re accomplishing. I’m sorry there aren’t more places for quooks to solicit Kenyon Sadiq to fuck your wife in front of you and give you his old receiver gloves.
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    If Washington played Georgia, what would be the score?

    48-14. Defense gets a scoop and score and an interception returned to the 1, after 4 attempts Coleman sneaks it in. Next year Yogi Roth uses 14 points put up against Georgia as an example of how explosive Jedd’s offense is.
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    Why I choose Alabama

    Blueprint? Hey, you seem to be better at football than other kids. Come play football at the shitty school I like and I’ll pay you more money than a cardiologist because society is broken.
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    Cuog couch sale

    I have no idea who is currently in the Mountain West, but I associate it with Boise State, Nevada, UNLV, San Diego State, Hawaii. I’d rather live in any of those places and they’re probably equal or better schools in most cases. Mountain West feels aspirational for them.
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    Bowel game scenario

    Jedd won’t lose that badly!
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    Leveling up rage bait

    There are dozens of us!
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    Caulkins: Jedd Fisch’s class outranks UW Huskies signing days under Kalen DeBoer

    Freshman year is just a tryout for a bigger bag and a chance to choose which four games you play in for personal or financial reasons.
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    If Jedd gives up playcalling duties, is that show of humility enough to get you on board?

    I’d probably prefer one step before “fuck no”. Like “no, unless he hires a known commodity to call plays. But still almost certainly no.”
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