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Urban Meyer is tanned, rested, and ready.

Do we need the season to be over before we hang the offseason natty banner?

I’m surprised Lane Kiffin didn’t create an OnlyFans to announce his coaching decision.

We? just needed Wisconsin’s punter under center today.

MTG is a UW fan?

Fajita isn’t similar?

I’m ready for the second part of this parlay.

As predictable as the mustard sweatshirt.

Defense is tired so Judd goes uptempo to speed up the 3 and out.

Oregon wins and Judd immediately announces he’s leaving for Florida, meaning we are all winners tomorrow.

Can’t sleep in a hotel bed. Just can’t do it.

Just let Demond punt at this point.

Tech is overhyped and relies on Locker 2.0 to do everything for them. Even Jedd could find a way to beat that team in a bowl game.

J.R. Hasty’s commitment really got me hooked. If I was smart I also would have been like J.R. Hasty and quit, but that didn’t happen. Don’t follow it nearly as much these days as NIL has essentially turned it into yearly free agency.

I don’t know anything about Eck, but I Googled him and he appears to be fat so I’m sold.