A king once tried to fuck us, but we dumped his tea in the occan and bared arms on his bitch ass. Elvis and MLK also tried to be a king and look how that turned out #nokings
Scouts from all 6 Canadian NHL teams are going to be in attendance tonight. Looking for guys who know how to FINISH a game 7. Don’t blow your big chance Jays!
If not, I always have my white wine and sexy boyfriend. And my Chargers, Rams, Broncos, Avalanche, Escalades and perpetual beach weather!
They hate us cuz they aint us. ¡Qué cabrónes!