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Confucius say never raise hands to angry little Mormon-leave groin exposed.

Confucius say I want to live forever in a land where CFB lasts a thousand years. I want a castle in the clouds where I can look down over the far beauty of Gorst. I want to be six-and-twenty again. When I was six-and-twenty I could doog all day and fuck sororitutes all night. What men want does...

Confucius say use a question mark in your subject line or die slowly, cut via bamboo slowly into a thousand pieces.

Confucius say if thine offense is football in herpetic form, then why not take a chance on a big KO play?

Confucius say all should heed the words of the venerated CuntWaffle.

Confucius say if Ballz hijacking a sonics1993 thread doesn't get him banned, nothing will.

Confucius say 1 seeds who lose to 9 seeds who aren't even present to defend themselves are lower than 16 seeds.

Confucius say the unstoppable force paradox rests on two incompatible premises: that there can exist simultaneously such things as unstoppable forces and immovable objects. The "paradox" is flawed because if there exists an unstoppable force, it follows logically that there cannot be any such...

Confucius say a cloth Husky shall swaye on poles amidst a cheering crowd. Be warned. The celestial heavens open to him and reveal the prophetic truth of who will win the Sweet Sixteen: an old sage young in spirit but hardened in glory an invisible toilet an android an angsty teenager a...

Confucius say this war was never for the TBS, but it was certainly to crush the vanities of the uncivilized HH heathens that could dare to attack the sancity of our free speech institutions. Soon, our enemies will employ crooked minds to sabotage the TBS honour and culture. We have proved how...

Confucius say when called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.

Confucius say the Cavs are fucked.

Confucius say to be wronged is nothing, unless you continue to remember it. We must all turn our backs upon the horrors of the past. We must look to a future in which Murphy and Miller are not injured, their Husky dreams snuffed out like a candle wick. We cannot afford to drag forward across the...

Confucius ask how many are there in you? Whose hopes and dreams do you encompass? Your radiant face obscures your darker mask. Alas, to be a UW supporter is to know clairvoyant suffering. We have endured these chafing bonds for eons, yet a single moment of further Browning pants-shitting seems...