Recent content by Cohen12

  1. Cohen12

    Our team would be much better...

    If the fans would stop being mean...
  2. Cohen12

    It’s official

    My issue is glandular.
  3. Cohen12

    COHEN OUT AT UW

    Because I have spectacular tits and our President is an enormous lesbo.
  4. Cohen12

    Tim for someone *cough* to brush off the most underutilized handle here

    I'm too busy for this stuff. JonDon is swinging by to give me a mani pedi.
  5. Cohen12

    We suck, we’re a loser program

    FUCK OFF
  6. Cohen12

    The newly-joined Crazy Larry is the actual Crazy Larry

    Hi Larry. You left some soiled underwear in your old desk. Please stop by to pick them up, and bring back the sound mixer you "borrowed." Also, please do it after the cheerleaders practice, because the restraining order is still in effect.
  7. Cohen12

    Re: Khaleesi

    Hate is not a strong enough word.
  8. Cohen12

    Hardcore Husky's First Annual Mob Rule Academy Awards

    Win a Pac12 title and then pop off, asshole.
  9. Cohen12

    #5 team in the country, Heisman Trophy candidate, playoff contender

    You try doing my job for a week. Asshole.
  10. Cohen12

    Jen is 1-0

    Thank you!
  11. Cohen12

    PM to Jennifer Cohen

    1-0. 48-13. Suck it losers.
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