Thank you for thinking of me on this greatest of holidays. Unlike that fat fuck @CFetters_Nacho_Lover i actually show real gratitude to people. There’s no rote “thanks Taft!” In my book.
The rules here say that creating fake handles using real people's names is forbidden yet my good name is being slandered by a wannabe fat guy. I'm guessing @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is probably skinny in real life and just wishes he could plump and juicy like me.