greetings salmon fuckers! what a game last week from yall. we shat all over the MAC while yall couldnt even beat an FCS team from a state that has 3 people per square mile. remember when jimothy lake was the savior?? lmaooooooooooo
meanwhile, the cats have joined the big 12 and have a...
Listen here you salmon sodomizers. Yall dont have a Heisman frontrunner on your team. We do with Desmond Ridder. Dude is going to be playing on Sundays. Also, Sauce Gardner is probably the best DB in the country. What yall dont know is that we are racking up four stars with elite swiftness...
word on the street is that sam huard is not as high on UW as originally thought. fick has a flight scheduled to seattle next week and there are rumors that hes gonna flip sam. keep yalls eyes peeled
im back gay boys. where in the fuck is the UC UH thread? where is the respect for the #6 cincinnati bearcats? heisman frontrunner desmond ridder is carving up defenses like my uncle with my asshole two thanksgivings ago. we have the best defense in the ncaa. big dick fick is dropping more...
The biggest news in CFB comes from the beautiful banks of the Ohio River in Southwestern Ohio. Luke Fickell has decided to stay in Cincinnati. Probably the best day in program history. Now hopefully we can thrash national powerhouse Memphis year in and year out. I will let former Bearcat and...
Wake up: ✅
Log onto twitter: 💯
See RTs of players offered schollies by UC: 🔥
Check profile: 👀
Sees all 3 stars: 😈
Go 10-3 with 2 losses to Tulsa or some slapdick shitty team: 💪
Beat 7-5 P5 team in the belk bowl: 😏
Go cats
About fucking time Van soderberg gets the fuck off this team. Now y’all can win a natty. Kid would 100% narc on jimmy lake dropping bags. Anyone have a link to vans sisters onlyfans?
I can’t believe van soderburg didn’t fuck this up. I’m gonna go drink my skyline chili and vodka slushie and watch some Marshall highlights to get pumped for tomorrow.