Recent content by AlwaysSpokanesFault

Come on now...it's not like Leaf prostituted underaged girls, murdered a Brit, grew an insane cold sore, beat up an Arby's sammich and drove a VW bug. And, it has to be mentioned, he never cost us a Super Bowl championship. I have not mixed up any of that...

Looks like somebody dug up a broken sewer line in the front yard of a house in Ballard (May-November).

Jake is back in town, so the first play will probably be a single... Of course, I could be wrong and he might get a double...

If you add "Once upon a time" to your narrative, children will sit quietly (criss-cross, applesauce style) and make eye contact.

Living your entire life w/in fifty miles of where you first shit a diaper and then lecturing people about what's what is part of an inflated sense of self worth. Source: Softy Moobs...

He also doesn't have that "GRCC + Geography = Husky Fan" schtick so many of that fan base carries. Note: If you don't have a AA/AS degree, you can insert "Bellevue High School Grad" for "GRCC."

White trash? Do you not live in Ballard? It's become Hillyard's sister city... BTW: There are YouTube videos that will show you which end of a hammer you use to pound a nail.

Come on...this about more than that. For instance: Cow Patty Sheep Fuckers vs. Effeminate Metro Males wearing Women's Jeans. Cow Patty Sheep Fuckers vs. Husbands Who Have to Ask Their Wives If They Can Cum In Them. Cow Patty Sheep Fuckers vs. The Prius Is In The Wife's Name. Cow Patty Sheep...

Now that was a great article. My favorite part is that it's like two million words long and yet I didn't notice one derogatory term for homosexuals in it. This place really is evolving...

Ryan from Seattle writes: A prominent radio personality said that UW is a perennial eight win program, and Don James made them error in believing they are a ten win program. I have to believe that us Huskies are justified in expecting to compete for Pac 12 title every year. Is it reasonable to...

You're on crack, which is whack. Low-to-mid 40's definitely hurts the Husky WO's more than the Cougs. Heck, the game could be played in a dome under perfect conditions and... So checkity check yo' self before you wreck yo' self, Ralph.

Everybody knows that Husky defenses always fall apart in the end.

Snow? I hope the CL pimps have a snow blower dance in the wings...

Those are some hard lookin' gangstas. Much respekt, considering the AND1 gear. O/T: What brand of shea butter do you thing they use?